Phil why u need rid of lynch so bad.

thanksgiving one of the goat times to go out

Tuesday Nov 22nd will be my 28th anniversary of being clean and sober. But I'm lacking gratitude in my life. My life is so full. I have a great kid and wife, I'm healthy, I have a good job that pays me a ton of money but I'm focused on the negative stuff right now. My ****ty commute, retarded co-workers and bosses. I'm middle-aged now and don't want to feel like I missed doing what I really want to do.

Brag: don't even know what date thanksgiving is. Sounds ****e tbh

the night before thanksgiving is like the biggest bar night of the year here. everybody back from college, all have the day off the next day. adds up to lots of slutiness

Friday night my favorite time ever... Waiting some friends to get online so we can play CoH and be true nerds, tnx for asking.

everyone in my class was talking about how traumatizing it is to have a bright red desk in the corner of a classroom for when a child who is misbehaving..that is NOTHING...these people are in outer space

Aw yeah wtf man how can you not go out night before thanksgiving most mental night of the year

Haha, oh wow

I just stabbed a piece of 14 gauge copper wire about 2" into my knee.

Will I ever be able to dance again?

what do you really want to do?

Her grandfather died recently. He was almost 90 and she got really super upset.

I may have to hire some super old dude to be my gpa and have him come around all the time and completely rub it in her face.
what is it that you really want to do?

Play poker and bang hookers.

That's what it's like to have sex with me.

I dunno, do your guilty feet have any rhythm?