mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy
Join Date: Aug 2009Posts: 1,479
she's #4 for the record, her face isn't near as hot as her body, and her saying "i got offered 10k + living expenses for a GFE" is like saying "I'm might be a cheap hooker" cause 10k is realllllllly cheap imo
The dentist got super pissed at me because I kept producing so much saliva (possibly because I felt like I was being waterboarded) and said "Man, you don't have any control over your tongue, do you?" I immediately thought of a comeback along the lines of "The ladies seem to disagree" but I didn't say it because the doctor is an officer and also he had a spike and a ****ing LASER GUN stuck inside my mouth at the time.
By the way, did y'all know that dentists zap your teeth with a goddamn laser now? True story.