Only if you let us name it.

call it dids and force its paws into your anus thrice per day

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...g-deal-422825/

Only person I've ever trolled was pawn.
His protractor and his mom were too hawt.

we were pretty much drunk everyday all day.


the only thing i accomplished was getting banned from bruno's mom's house.


and then bruno abandoned me in a favela b/c i called him a liar when he told me he could run a 5 minute mile.

I think it's the ipot thread in the HoF. Not 100% tho.

You definitely don't want her to get too into something you don't even want to do in the first place. Dry humping is for "just friends" or something fruity like that. If you really want to dry hump a girl, you are probably gay. If she's horny enough to dry hump, either find some way to make her hornier than that or just back off, maybe find a grown up girl. If she wants to dry hump someone, she has girlfriends and stuffed animals to scissor with. At least they won't get blue balls.

Clicked. Enjoyed.

i have unfortunately. are you considering going up for their upcoming tourney series?

the loose cannon wasn't allowed to shove pre because it was pot limit preflop btw whoever asked that

this.... please tell me it had something to do with hitting on his mom and/or sister

Considering hitting the Pot of Gold because of the variety of non-NL options. I kind of guessed it was not as good as the strip, but surely it must be better than some of the other random poker places around the US?

you'd have to ask bruno's mom


i didn't get to meet his sister :/

his sister is pretty hot iirc

****ing pot limit.