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i had a little herb garden last year. my porch doesnt get much sun, so i didnt do it this year. but my mom had gardens a bit when i was real young, so i kinda got an idea how to do it. i would just grow **** tons of tomatoes though if i did have one

I was kind of put off tomatoes when I got sick from them. But my mom had these BEAUTIFUL gardens while I was growing up and she always loved gardening. I feel like it would be a nice way to remember her. I really want to get some nice fragrant house plants (jasmine, maybe gardenia). That'd be nice.

08-27-2011 , 12:39 AM

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pelicanpoker

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Originally Posted by LirvA

eh, been better, been worse

got fired from my job illegally and going to sue if they won't settle out of court, and aorn it's looking like I'm completely out of income for at least a month, and could be like 6 months or more, so that sucks.

But on the plus side I have plenty of free time now

... but on the down side I have nothing to do

:/

ive been at my job for 9 1/2 years now. same ****ing **** every ****ing day. i swear i just want to go all scarface on that place but i just need to hold on for a bit longer cos after 10 years service i get 3 months paid vacation. just that ****ing waiting man.

you know growing poppies doesnt exactly take up all your time so maybe you should take up golf or something?

08-27-2011 , 12:40 AM

#1453

pelicanpoker

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Originally Posted by LirvA

I have an aunt named Barbara

yeah i ****ed her. she was good!

08-27-2011 , 12:41 AM

#1454

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

fredd bird

08-27-2011 , 12:43 AM

#1455

LirvA

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THIS PELICANPOKER GUY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!

08-27-2011 , 12:44 AM

#1456

LirvA

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damn I can't wait to brush my teeth

08-27-2011 , 12:45 AM

#1457

jellykingturbo2000

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

damn I can't wait to brush my teeth

why are you waiting?

08-27-2011 , 12:46 AM

#1458

Gizmo

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why wait?

08-27-2011 , 12:46 AM

#1459

pelicanpoker

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jesus ive only had two beers and a jager and i need to do my first piss already?

08-27-2011 , 12:47 AM

#1460

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

why are you waiting?

lol this is funny coming from a virgin

08-27-2011 , 12:47 AM

#1461

LirvA

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drinking burr aorn imo

08-27-2011 , 12:47 AM

#1462

LirvA

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

jesus ive only had two beers and a jager and i need to do my first piss already?

08-27-2011 , 12:48 AM

#1463

pelicanpoker

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what sort of burr?

08-27-2011 , 12:50 AM

#1464

LirvA

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Corona extra wiff lime silces imo

08-27-2011 , 12:50 AM

#1465

ashes of eight

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got damn im ****ed up

08-27-2011 , 12:50 AM

#1466

jellykingturbo2000

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I want some fried pork chops right now!

08-27-2011 , 12:51 AM

#1467

pelicanpoker

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Originally Posted by LirvA

Corona extra wiff lime silces imo

7/10 imo. i just got some cheap aussie **** so youre doing it better than me

08-27-2011 , 12:52 AM

#1468

ashes of eight

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almost beat a dude who is much bigger then me in arm wrestling tonight at the gbar.. a dude in which a chick actually was like.. "you are really gonna arm wrestle him?" b4 i went up and i said, hell ya bitch, and im gonna win., was very close but i lost.

turned down a line of coke and heroin on a toilet .. wasnt hard. blew a line of oxymorphone and just took a cyclobenzaprine bout 10 min ago and im passing out hard. and drank a lot.

08-27-2011 , 12:53 AM

#1469

allinontheturn

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Gardening is ****ing delicious.

08-27-2011 , 12:53 AM

#1470

pelicanpoker

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Originally Posted by ashes of eight

your spelling at this stage is amazing

08-27-2011 , 12:54 AM

#1471

LirvA

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gay bar?

08-27-2011 , 12:54 AM

#1472

pelicanpoker

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wait wat is a gbar?

08-27-2011 , 12:54 AM

#1473

LirvA

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

I want some fried pork chops right now!

sounds gooooooooot

I haven't had pork chops in like years.

****ing years

08-27-2011 , 12:55 AM

#1474

LirvA

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

wait wat is a gbar?

lolz

08-27-2011 , 12:55 AM

#1475

ashes of eight

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i pride myself on my drunk spelling s

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