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Originally Posted by WorldBoFree
There's a tree two blocks from your house, you will know it by it's unusual shape, and the red ribbon tied around it. Go there. When you get there, knock on the tree bark 3 times. At that point, a yellow Chipmunk will appear. You must bow to the chipmunk and ask him for a favor. Always address him as "Mr. Chipmunk Sir".
Ask him where the magical Gnome with the abundance of nuts resides. He will tell you where to go. Once you get there, knock on the Gnome's door and say "Cherry Apple Plane Dancing on Celafain" 6 times. At this point, the Gnome will speak to you through the peep hole in his door. He will ask you if you love the Gnome, or something to that affect. Whatever it is, answer "yes." If he wants to kiss you, then kiss him like you've never been kissed before. You will then get one question, of which the Gnome with have the answer.
Ask him about which game to play in tonight. Only he can give you the real truth you seek.
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Do you think this would work in Arizona? Of course we have more pack-rats than chipmunks at least where I live, but the principle could be the same.