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The best women to pick up are MILFs and Cougars.

Hot 30 something women don't have the hangups of the young 20 somethings c***teasers surrounded by 300 lb fatty friends that have black belts in c***blocking.

Older women will rock your world, don't play games, and are about 10 times easier to pick up then the young teenyboopers.

Rule of thumb is that if you can kiss a MILF or Cougar, she will give it up.

now go forth and do great things

and eye contact. Lots of eye contact and the occasional smile. Not so much that you look like a child molester dufuss, just enough to make her smile back at you.

Lastly, on a scale of 1 to 10, stay within 1 increment of 'your' looks. So first, rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10? do you got a number? Good, now subtract 1 from that number. That is your real number. If you are a 6, then only target 5 - 7. If you are a 7 then target 6 - 8.

Also realize that your probability goes up as you go down the scale.

A 7 guy has a 50% chance of hooking up with an 8 girl, but he has a 75% chance of hooking up with a 7 and a 90% chance of hooking up with a 6.

See that 23 yr old Blonde over there with the 40DDs, daisy duke ass, and model face. Yeah, don't even waste your time. Who you really need to chase is the girl sitting next to the blonde. The 31 yr old brunette with respectable 34B and nice smile. That is the girl to rock your world.

Or, you can waste the whole night talking with the 23 yr old bobble head with nothing to show for your efforts than a case of blue balls and when you ask for her number she THEN tells you she has a boyfriend. Of course, after you've paid for the drinks.

wow, look ranges, never even thought about that, one of the best posts ive ever read

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01-08-2010 , 12:29 AM

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Nick Steckle

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Originally Posted by Malucci

Since when is dro a narcotic?

Nice hand. Marijuana isn't a narcotic because it doesn't act like morphine in the body, I get it. You got me! If you were meaning marijuana isn't a drug then that is a pretty dumb statement.

I was looking for narcotics too. My nose needs to eat green beans daily to keep my poker game healthy. I find it EV+ to be on the verge of overdose during live games to keep people from getting reads on me. Sometimes I nod off at the table but I usually find the dealers are pretty nice about alerting me when it is my turn because I always toss a white chip or two their way when I drag a pot. I also find smoking dro before tables to be EV+ because the smell usually pisses off at least one person and others underestimate my abilities.

Sorry for talking about strategy in this forum, please don't ban me.

Last edited by Nick Steckle; 01-08-2010 at 12:31 AM. Reason: i accidently said something racist

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01-08-2010 , 06:31 PM

#153

Holdem_lol

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Originally Posted by pokercowboy

Don't go for fives, there are less guys hitting on the 8-10s. A good tip is to get several girls with you. If you are already hanging out with a girl it is easy to get several more, then take the drunkest one back to the room and then there is the possibility of more than one. When you walk into a bar with a girl on each arm, you don't need to go up to girls, they come to you. They want to see why those girls are with you and assume you've either got a fat wallet or a fat johnson and they want to see which one. The joke's on them, it's neither.

Also, don't be so direct bro. If a girl is willing to come up to your room, she is willing to have sex with you. You don't need to mention the sex, it just scares em off. You got to ease them into it, they think like this: We'll I've already drank with this guy at the bar, I might as well drink in his room too. We'll I'm already up in his room, I might as well take my top off too. We'll I've already got my top off, I might as well suck him off too. We'll I already sucked him off I might as well have sex with him too. We'll I'm already having sex with some strange dude, I might as well do it in the backdoor too.

u r a real PUA, sir!

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01-10-2010 , 12:08 PM

#154

MickTheCad

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What's with the need for all the deception etc. Sounds like way too much effort and expense for your 10mins of drunken awkward gratification.

Vegas is a holiday and tourist destination. The same thing will work as works in any tourist destination. Just find other people on holiday. Don't go looking for Vegas locals. If you hear a Euro/Sth American/Australian/English etc accent, follow that **** around until it comes home with you. Girls on holiday do all kinds of f****d up stuff they wouldn't do in their own town. Best thing is they're probably leaving town within a couple of days. After a couple of days of fun she leaves for home to quietly tell her closest friends what a 'crazy' wildgirl she was on holiday.

Meanwhile you're in your hotel room taking photos of two fat Scottish slags doing messed up things to each other that you met the night she left.

In all seriousness, girls on holiday are the loosest of loose women. It's the same in every tourist spot in the world.

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01-10-2010 , 12:10 PM

#155

Darkhours

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 317

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Originally Posted by euroglot

haha nooo, i shouldve included that...no hookers!

Vegas has hookers? Really? Is that term politically correct? I think they are all called escorts. Hooker is such a dirty word.

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01-10-2010 , 01:51 PM

#156

*TT*

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Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 22,860

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Originally Posted by Nick Steckle

Do you know how the law is worded? Are you prohibited from paying for them or is it an illegal act in Vegas all together?

Speaking of illegal stuff who does a fella have to screw in Vegas to get some narcotics? I looked all over for some dro and couldn't find it. I was also told Vegas has no shakedown street can anyone confirm or deny this?

banned, and the reason why this thread was locked. Using 2+2 as a tool to solicit illegal drugs is guaranteed to get you to lose your account here once we catch you.

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01-12-2010 , 05:30 PM

#157

Wahoo73

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 901

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Originally Posted by dgiharris

Lastly, on a scale of 1 to 10, stay within 1 increment of 'your' looks. So first, rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10? do you got a number? Good, now subtract 1 from that number. That is your real number. If you are a 6, then only target 5 - 7. If you are a 7 then target 6 - 8.

Also realize that your probability goes up as you go down the scale.

A 7 guy has a 50% chance of hooking up with an 8 girl, but he has a 75% chance of hooking up with a 7 and a 90% chance of hooking up with a 6.

See that 23 yr old Blonde over there with the 40DDs, daisy duke ass, and model face. Yeah, don't even waste your time. Who you really need to chase is the girl sitting next to the blonde. The 31 yr old brunette with respectable 34B and nice smile. That is the girl to rock your world.

Or, you can waste the whole night talking with the 23 yr old bobble head with nothing to show for your efforts than a case of blue balls and when you ask for her number she THEN tells you she has a boyfriend. Of course, after you've paid for the drinks.

Although this thread is mostly comic, your advice is absolutely spot-on.

I'm a widower who, after a 32 year marriage, was suddenly back in the hunt. Talk about a steep learning-curve! However, I threw caution to the wind and just put myself out there. Thus, I met and dated several women over a seven month period until I met my new bride.

Every one of the women I met, including my new wife, told me the same thing about guys they met, i.e., that they they had to be comfortable with the "vision" of how they would look with those men.

My experience certainly gives credence to your advice about concentrating on women who are in your "range."

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01-12-2010 , 05:42 PM

#158

BartJ385

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Originally Posted by euroglot

I'm not a player at all

You know, I just want some steamy hot sex after long days of sightseeing and playing.

'Yo, I am not a player but I sure try to talk as if I were, dudes!"

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03-03-2010 , 03:47 AM

#159

DuckyLucky

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bump

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09-04-2015 , 09:50 AM

#160

dodo829

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Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1

I am an average looking Indian. I am going to Las Vegas for the first time. Please guide me as to how I can pick up girls easily and where?

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09-04-2015 , 10:32 AM

#161

SimonG

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Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 825

Casino VP bars. Stand there with $300 in your hand so they can easily identify you and you'll be on a date in minutes.

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09-04-2015 , 12:01 PM

#162

Unmarkedbillz

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Originally Posted by needsFH2win

You should have asked for an Alabama hot pocket or an Arabian death mask.

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09-04-2015 , 04:07 PM

#163

thenorcaljew

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no available girls in vegas, everyone's solid

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09-04-2015 , 05:57 PM

#164

patriots

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dude ranch

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09-04-2015 , 08:03 PM

#165

Busche1427

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Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 561

This thread is great. Many lols.

Pokercowboy for president.

Confirmed bachelorette parties are an easy open.

The Tao of Badass is the best pua martial out there.

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Originally Posted by takethisbeatfish

OP one thing that's worked for me over and over again is to just sit at a slot machine near the female bathroom entrance at various casinos like NY NY or Mandalay Bay or MGM.. even better if it's also near entrance to a nightclub... you would be amazed by the number of drunken single women that will just come and sit next to you and play slots and...

This is gold.

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Originally Posted by euroglot

ok i just have to ask, where does OP stand for?

Actually it's Original Prankster

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Originally Posted by Dan.

women with self-esteem tend to get b*tchy, imo.

This didn't get enough love

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09-04-2015 , 08:18 PM

#166

Busche1427

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Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 561

Seriously though OP is check out some of The Tao of Badass stuff. Google his name and he has some free videos on YouTube that are good. Like even the "How to Walk" one has good info and is pretty basic stuff that will help you.

Couldn't add to my original post