I'll also say this. Everyone has an agenda in life no matter what there doing. If your effectively playing cards then your reading people left and right. Women are the same way!! You have to read them and understand what there looking for. Be that person, then hit it. Rinse Repeat.

Just want to say that this thread was full of lolz.

yeah i called them up one night and asked for a price quote on some bukkake and she insta hung up on me

FYP

The best women to pick up are MILFs and Cougars.

Hot 30 something women don't have the hangups of the young 20 somethings c***teasers surrounded by 300 lb fatty friends that have black belts in c***blocking.

Older women will rock your world, don't play games, and are about 10 times easier to pick up then the young teenyboopers.

Rule of thumb is that if you can kiss a MILF or Cougar, she will give it up.

now go forth and do great things

and eye contact. Lots of eye contact and the occasional smile. Not so much that you look like a child molester dufuss, just enough to make her smile back at you.

Lastly, on a scale of 1 to 10, stay within 1 increment of 'your' looks. So first, rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10? do you got a number? Good, now subtract 1 from that number. That is your real number. If you are a 6, then only target 5 - 7. If you are a 7 then target 6 - 8.

Also realize that your probability goes up as you go down the scale.

A 7 guy has a 50% chance of hooking up with an 8 girl, but he has a 75% chance of hooking up with a 7 and a 90% chance of hooking up with a 6.

See that 23 yr old Blonde over there with the 40DDs, daisy duke ass, and model face. Yeah, don't even waste your time. Who you really need to chase is the girl sitting next to the blonde. The 31 yr old brunette with respectable 34B and nice smile. That is the girl to rock your world.

Or, you can waste the whole night talking with the 23 yr old bobble head with nothing to show for your efforts than a case of blue balls and when you ask for her number she THEN tells you she has a boyfriend. Of course, after you've paid for the drinks.

KFC ?

The rusty trombone has been banned in Nevada.

I agree with this post. Well played hand sir.

My quote does not say falsely in front of sincere. GTFO imo.

yeah so i ended up with a black hooker in Imperial Palace, better luck next year i guess. I'm just an idiot and pussy when it comes to picking up girls, thanks for the tips though.. keep them coming, still nice thread.

Do you know how the law is worded? Are you prohibited from paying for them or is it an illegal act in Vegas all together?

Speaking of illegal stuff who does a fella have to screw in Vegas to get some narcotics? I looked all over for some dro and couldn't find it. I was also told Vegas has no shakedown street can anyone confirm or deny this?

There is more than enough legal fun in Vegas as to not need to pursue this line.

But if you really are intent on it, then the answer is the same as in any city in the world.

Find the absolute worst neighborhood in the area and you can get anything you want provided you aren't stabbed first.

I was offered herb right on the strip.

lol...

hooker at imperial palace....ummmm

can it get any worse?

Yes. A hooker @ the El Cortez.

lol

Yeah me too near the Statosphere.

That's not the strip.

idk y i read this entire thread... much lawlz maybe? ok imma focus on poker now.

I just read through the whole thread and reading this post was like watching old yeller get shot. Every ounce of me was pulling for it not to end like that, but at the same time it all seemed inevitable.

full of LOLs ITT

Since when is dro a narcotic?

OP did you ever meet up with pokercowboy? is he as pimp as his posts?

It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...My apologies, now 5 dollars to touch it while I touch my toes, 6 dollars to touch it while I touch your...