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Old 05-04-2009, 07:28 PM   #26
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Well I do posses some of those qualities def not all, but yeah it's mostly 'the game' i'm lacking. Maybe I do need to buy those Ross Jeffries stuff (seriously he's the man if you want to get into seducing), but that's to expensive, maybe worth it though.

I just also wanted to know how easy the girls are in vegas, what should be my succesrate be if i get straight to the points and ask them to come with me for sex (lol)?
Buying the Ross Jeffries stuff to get sluts in Vegas will be a definite -%ROI
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:51 PM   #27
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I just also wanted to know how easy the girls are in vegas
No easier or harder than girls on vacation anywhere else in the world - Daytona Beach, Lake Havasu, Cancun, Rome, etc.
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Old 05-04-2009, 10:12 PM   #28
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hahaha yeah girls are weird, guess they wanna be tricked. Also I have to get them in a cab so we can drive to my 8 minutes far away appartment in Summerlin, so guess that changes things a little bit.
Girls don't want to get in a cab with you and drive back to your seedy apartment where you will chloroform and ruthlessly sodomize them (plus you don't really want these type of girls knowing where you live either). So you have two options, 1) Get into their room (requires them being pretty drunk). 2) Get them into your limo and shag them there.

#2 is easier. Put a few limo companies in your speed dial, wait until you find a sure thing and tell her you will have "your" driver bring the car around, then call company have one get you. You can search online for discount vegas limos to find some pretty cheap.
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:44 AM   #29
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Re: Where to pickup chicks (easiest) in Vegas?

I still think this thread ought to be merged w/ the hookers thread! From everything that has been written, seems like OP has little chance unless he mans up and just pay for it.
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Old 05-05-2009, 03:53 AM   #30
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Go to just about any Vegas hot spot bar/club enjoy yourself, have a good time, joke around with the ladies, make them laugh, chat it up, maybe buy em' a drink and....

what could be easier
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Old 05-05-2009, 05:27 AM   #31
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ur my idol pokercowboy
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Old 05-05-2009, 06:01 AM   #32
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yeah so i guess having an appartment sucks....the limo idea is so great though.
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Old 05-05-2009, 07:15 AM   #33
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ok i just have to ask, where does OP stand for?
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Old 05-05-2009, 09:25 AM   #34
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OP = Original Poster

Just relax with the ladies, they can sense fear and desperation. You need to project a calm and confident attitude. Watch a few episodes of Dog Whisperer.
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Old 05-05-2009, 11:28 AM   #35
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If you are going the limo route, look for bachelorette parties. The bachelorette usually wears a crown or sash, sometimes they are all dressed alike. If you see a group that looks like a bachelorette party, ask if they are one. If they are ask them what crazy things they have done at the party, and then tell them that it isn't enough. One time I got 7 girls in the limo "to cruise the strip" and ended up judging their deep throating contest.
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Old 05-05-2009, 11:38 AM   #36
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Old 05-05-2009, 01:13 PM   #37
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If you are going the limo route, look for bachelorette parties. The bachelorette usually wears a crown or sash, sometimes they are all dressed alike. If you see a group that looks like a bachelorette party, ask if they are one. If they are ask them what crazy things they have done at the party, and then tell them that it isn't enough. One time I got 7 girls in the limo "to cruise the strip" and ended up judging their deep throating contest.
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Old 05-05-2009, 01:55 PM   #38
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If you are going the limo route, look for bachelorette parties. The bachelorette usually wears a crown or sash, sometimes they are all dressed alike. If you see a group that looks like a bachelorette party, ask if they are one. If they are ask them what crazy things they have done at the party, and then tell them that it isn't enough. One time I got 7 girls in the limo "to cruise the strip" and ended up judging their deep throating contest.
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Old 05-05-2009, 05:00 PM   #39
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Please keep at it Cowboy, I haven't laughed this much in awhile. Maybe you have a story about the time you nailed a whole group of cheerleaders in a helicopter over the Grand Canyon?

And if you and Euroglot are hanging out in Vegas together I will DEFINITELY be there.
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Old 05-05-2009, 05:11 PM   #40
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Cool, when we going?
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Old 05-05-2009, 06:46 PM   #41
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i'll be there may 26th till 20th juli+...we should def hangout, eco too. Meanwhile you could tell us some more of ur awesome stories
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Old 05-05-2009, 08:00 PM   #42
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Maybe you have a story about the time you nailed a whole group of cheerleaders in a helicopter over the Grand Canyon?
Now that would be bragging, which would be going a bit to far lol
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Old 05-05-2009, 08:51 PM   #43
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Don't go for fives, there are less guys hitting on the 8-10s. A good tip is to get several girls with you. If you are already hanging out with a girl it is easy to get several more, then take the drunkest one back to the room and then there is the possibility of more than one. When you walk into a bar with a girl on each arm, you don't need to go up to girls, they come to you. They want to see why those girls are with you and assume you've either got a fat wallet or a fat johnson and they want to see which one. The joke's on them, it's neither.

Also, don't be so direct bro. If a girl is willing to come up to your room, she is willing to have sex with you. You don't need to mention the sex, it just scares em off. You got to ease them into it, they think like this: We'll I've already drank with this guy at the bar, I might as well drink in his room too. We'll I'm already up in his room, I might as well take my top off too. We'll I've already got my top off, I might as well suck him off too. We'll I already sucked him off I might as well have sex with him too. We'll I'm already having sex with some strange dude, I might as well do it in the backdoor too.

Funniest thing I read all day.....
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Old 05-06-2009, 04:52 AM   #44
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I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:43 AM   #45
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Re: Where to pickup chicks (easiest) in Vegas?

can we get a pokercowboy thread started please? - for all advice pertaining to ladies and general lewd behaviour in Vegas. I'm going to LV next year, it looks like he knows what he's on about.
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:06 AM   #46
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yeah pokercowboy please tell us more about urself. Do you live in Vegas? Please tell us some more awesome tips and stories..
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:06 PM   #47
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This thread is proof positive that 2+2 is largely populated by young men with little to no experience interacting with women in any state other than a) inebriated, b) desperate, or c) both.
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:27 PM   #48
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This thread is proof positive that 2+2 is largely populated by young men with little to no experience interacting with women in any state other than a) inebriated, b) desperate, or c) both.
women with self-esteem tend to get b*tchy, imo.
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:34 PM   #49
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Whip it out in the club and see how they react euroglot
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:31 PM   #50
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If you are going the limo route, look for bachelorette parties. The bachelorette usually wears a crown or sash, sometimes they are all dressed alike. If you see a group that looks like a bachelorette party, ask if they are one. If they are ask them what crazy things they have done at the party, and then tell them that it isn't enough. One time I got 7 girls in the limo "to cruise the strip" and ended up judging their deep throating contest.
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