Slow your roll my friends . . .
Two of the HOTTEST females I've ever dated were in Vegas
1 - Cute as ****, smoking hot body, 36DD and we would talk in Spanish together and that had it's own appeal. Just an incredibly sultry woman with a large rack. She worked nights, so we mostly met for lunch and she always looked so damn pretty in the Vegas sun.
2 - The ultimate MILF. 34F rack (no, not a typo!), black hair and this woman could fawk. Some of the best sex of my life. I still think back to her and smile. I keep myself sober because she's a total potential drunk dial and that could have serious consequences.
#1 was incredibly insecure, would change her mind on a moment's notice and was at her worst when you left her on her own to think. Had a long list of restraining orders against exes. #2 was a Stage 3 Clinger, lied about being married and was manipulative towards her family.
What else did they have in common? They were also cocktail waitresses. #1 at MGM, the other . . . let's just say a large strip property. I don't like to talk about #2 because of her marriage.
I will
NEVER, EVER date a cocktail waitress again. Just too many damn issues. I know it seems fun from the outside when you're coming to visit but - SHOCKER - saying "drinks? drinks? drinks?" all day, every day doesn't result in you being a well-adjusted human being