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Old 10-05-2011, 11:46 AM   #121
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Excellent continuing work. And for what it's worth, Oasis was semi-big here, with "Wonderwall" definitely being in the Top 10 Billboard and MTV, iirc.
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Old 10-05-2011, 12:27 PM   #122
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The angry barman may have been dismayed at no tip.

You through food at the wall? And left it for someone else to clean up?

No amount of British accent is going to make that charming.
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Old 10-05-2011, 02:16 PM   #123
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The angry barman may have been dismayed at no tip.

You through food at the wall? And left it for someone else to clean up?

No amount of British accent is going to make that charming.
I had, and still have, no idea about who we should or shouldn't be tipping. The whole tipping culture in America is retarded anyway. I see absolutely no reason to tip a damn barman, especially one in his miserable state. Also, I unknowingly tipped a bargirl in Gallery and didn't even receive a thankyou, so f that.

Yeah not proud of the Mcd's episode, but it happened and this TR details what happened. It was never intended to be "charming", I obviously realise it was idiotic.
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Old 10-05-2011, 04:31 PM   #124
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You need to start listening to better music imo lol, backstreet boys? N sync, O town lol, come on now...

Pretty sweet trip report though nonetheless. You guys are some pretty decent looking dudes (not in a gay way) though and shouldve been crushing vegas pussy, hopefully we'll get around to some female interaction at some point during the trip lol.
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Old 10-05-2011, 04:52 PM   #125
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You need to start listening to better music imo lol, backstreet boys? N sync, O town lol, come on now...
That isn't what I regularly listen to! Just classic, novelty karaoke tunes.
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Old 10-05-2011, 05:14 PM   #126
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Love the trip report! Thanks for taking the time.
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Old 10-05-2011, 06:56 PM   #127
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those titties on the chick on the left are good, despite her powerlifting stature.
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Old 10-05-2011, 07:11 PM   #128
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Excellent TR.

Just one thing though. Please tell me you included the word "fap" so the predominantly American audience understand it. You don't use that word in everyday life right?
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Old 10-06-2011, 01:24 AM   #129
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Thankfully, the company that he was representing were seemingly more compassionate than he was: they had taken the time to outline and embolden the statistics of skydiving deaths from 2003-2008, which, still not exactly reassuringly, informed us that merely 1 in 75,000 die! Well, a couple of years ago at one of our home games, two of the guys got it all in on the flop, and the only way that one of them could win was via the runner-runner straight flush, needing perfect-perfect turn and river. Of course, the turn and river obliged this astronomical longshot, so having witnessed such defiance of probability as that, the 0.000013 punt that we would plummet to our death was not quite so far away as it must have seemed to the others on the coach.
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Some small-talk and well-rehearsed lines on his part for my DVD footage passed in a flash and we made our way to the plane.
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I definitely did not stop screaming for my life and flailing my arms until the parachute, the life-saving parachute that I had resigned in my head to not actually releasing itself from the pack
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Paul erupted in laughter as I went to purchase replacement fries for us both, calming down in the queue, and realising what a huge mess I had made.
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Paul, who got their numbers and invited them to Wet Republic on Sunday
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Old 10-06-2011, 05:15 AM   #130
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I had, and still have, no idea about who we should or shouldn't be tipping. The whole tipping culture in America is retarded anyway. I see absolutely no reason to tip a damn barman, especially one in his miserable state. Also, I unknowingly tipped a bargirl in Gallery and didn't even receive a thankyou, so f that.

Yeah not proud of the Mcd's episode, but it happened and this TR details what happened. It was never intended to be "charming", I obviously realise it was idiotic.
Totally not intending to sidetrack/derail here... but pretty much anyone in a restaurant establishment should be tipped. If you want preferential seating you might tip the hostess/maitre'D as well. 15% is baseline, 20% is pretty much expected though. I know in Britain you don't tip bartenders but it is an absolute requirement in a bar setting here in the States. In the States people who work in restaurants and bars by and large only earn minimum wage and work part time, say 4 or 5 days a week at maybe 20-30 hoursa a week. No paid time off, no health benefits, nothing. After tax eats away at whatever remains of their paycheck, tips alone virtually make up their entire wage. Now in some clubs and bars bartenders can make obscene amounts of money, but those are typically pricey and high end nightclubs where they really do work their assess off to earn it.

Bottom line- take care of your bartender and he'll take care of you. Which I guess is just like everywhere in Vegas.

Excellent trip review, especially given your English verbiage. But two words that slightly tilt me that you use a lot are 'sundry' and 'non-descript'. But that's just nitpicking. Good on you, lad!
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Old 10-06-2011, 07:55 AM   #131
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Excellent TR.

Just one thing though. Please tell me you included the word "fap" so the predominantly American audience understand it. You don't use that word in everyday life right?
Yeah spot on. I was going to put 'wank' but I wasn't sure if American's used that in an everyday sense/at all.
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Old 10-06-2011, 07:57 AM   #132
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Youtube link to DVD video?



Captured on the aforementioned DVD video?

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I've been thinking about uploading it, but I'm not sure how to take it off of the DVD. I'll have a play around though.

EDIT: that was easy! Skydive footage here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_GAwAitydc As you can see, everyone else on the plan is somewhat more up for it than I am.

Yup pic fail on the mess but like I say, I felt like an idiot afterwards and bad for the cleaner so taking a picture would seem like I was proud of it or something.

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Old 10-06-2011, 07:59 AM   #133
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Totally not intending to sidetrack/derail here... but pretty much anyone in a restaurant establishment should be tipped. If you want preferential seating you might tip the hostess/maitre'D as well. 15% is baseline, 20% is pretty much expected though. I know in Britain you don't tip bartenders but it is an absolute requirement in a bar setting here in the States. In the States people who work in restaurants and bars by and large only earn minimum wage and work part time, say 4 or 5 days a week at maybe 20-30 hoursa a week. No paid time off, no health benefits, nothing. After tax eats away at whatever remains of their paycheck, tips alone virtually make up their entire wage. Now in some clubs and bars bartenders can make obscene amounts of money, but those are typically pricey and high end nightclubs where they really do work their assess off to earn it.

Bottom line- take care of your bartender and he'll take care of you. Which I guess is just like everywhere in Vegas.

Excellent trip review, especially given your English verbiage. But two words that slightly tilt me that you use a lot are 'sundry' and 'non-descript'. But that's just nitpicking. Good on you, lad!

Cheers, that's all fair enough and we did tip (often exceptionally well) in the restaurants and when it was obvious that we should have done, but tipping bar staff just seemed bizarre to me, especially when he was so miserable before he even served me. I understand what you're saying though.

On a sidenote, should probably learn how to multiquote in one post.

Thanks again for all the nice comments. Will get the next instalment up within the next couple of days.
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Old 10-06-2011, 08:11 AM   #134
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multi quote should be the button to the right of the quote button. hit it on the posts you want to quote, then on the last one, hit quote.

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Old 10-06-2011, 08:21 AM   #135
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multi quote should be the button to the right of the quote button. hit it on the posts you want to quote, then on the last one, hit quote.

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Yeah I see now, thanks!
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