Two English kids take on Vegas- and lose, horribly. TL;DR TR with Pics! - Page 6 - Las Vegas Lifestyle Forum - Las Vegas Entertainment and Living Information

WonThyme · 09-27-2011, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DonkSlayer

You guys are really doing the TR right; thanks.

Need clarification on whether ygos or not (not that there's anything wrong with that) so we heteros don't set our expectations too high, especially after the incident with immediately rejecting nice hooker, rejecting flirtatious blackjack dealer, Thomas the Tank, and

LOL no definitely not gos. Very suspect, but not gay!

I presumed the blackjack dealer was just being standard for hot dealers. Not interested really in having a hooker, it was just a drunken random moment. Thomas the tank...yeah I'll give you that one.

Thanks all for the compliments.

S.K · 09-27-2011, 03:29 PM

"had spent around $40 in Lush."

hahaha assuming your straight, i always thought i was the only hetrosexual guy who loves lush. haha class lad

Great read mate, Im 19 but me and my mates all cant wait to hit up vegas in a few years

ganstaman · 09-27-2011, 04:15 PM

Then there's also this:

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Are you kidding sir? We are about to miss the flight to the trip of our lives, there is no security question over the moisturiser in my bag, merely a heterosexuality question, now let me through!

and

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I’m leaning across Paul’s lap ... that I had longed to visit since the age of 15.

Tiresman · 09-27-2011, 04:51 PM

This is how a trip should be written. This is right up there with leodoc's trip reports. Keep it up OP, can't wait for the next installment.

betgrinders · 09-27-2011, 11:11 PM

Really good stuff, thanks for taking the time.

leo doc · 09-27-2011, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiresman

This is how a trip should be written. This is right up there with leodoc's trip reports. Keep it up OP, can't wait for the next installment.

Your post is really very kind and I'm flattered to be included in the company of the OP. And I think he's doing an excellent job here, as is Shaffer.

Not wanting to derail (and I apologize to the OP if it seems so), but I'm planning on posting the first segment of my July trip before the weekend.

Skinny_Dragon · 09-28-2011, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by leo doc

Not wanting to derail (and I apologize to the OP if it seems so), but I'm planning on posting the first segment of my July trip before the weekend.

Hah, I'll believe it when I read it....

ledoutwbottomset · 09-28-2011, 12:36 AM

This TR is sick. A lot of these TR's seem to have a high quality of writing. Poker players seem to be pretty talented writers, and great story tellers. Look foward to more.

pig4bill · 09-28-2011, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by WonThyme

Damn cute hostage.

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Finally was the beast of a machine gun, the M249 S.A.W. The thing had legs! These must be so much fun to shoot on a regular basis, there is no kickback at all so it is pretty much just squeeze the trigger and unleash hell. Which is what I did unto the terrorist in my target…all over his hands, sigh.

The wrong way to look at it. You were shooting at the LAWS to disable his weapon.

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After a couple of hours of Pai Gow we had had a real skinful of alcohol and the memory, and notes for that matter, become very hazy. I have two sentences of unintelligible scribble in my notebook, and the only camera evidence of what happened in the early hours of that morning is a picture of me mounting and presumably attempting to ride some kind of crane-like machinery.

You know everyone is going to demand to see that pic, so you may as well post it now.

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“Hi yeah, we just ordered a girl to room 4007 of the Luxor, but we are actually in 5007!” he said, delighted with his fool-proof plan of escape.
“What the **** was that?” I asked, completely bemused at how this ever gets us out of it. “Just say we don’t want it anymore!” but it was too late. We decided that the best plan of action now was ignorant cowardice. We ignored the attempted phone calls of the company, and listened to an answerphone message where the lady in charge of this operation ironically questioned our own decency (erm, you run a hooker firm sweetheart!) but said that the girl was cancelled and we are lucky that she is not charging our room. With that bullet dodged, we crashed out to sleep, not exactly proud of the evening but hey, kids gonna kid in Vegas.

Two thumbs up. Beats the story of my drunken friend trying to order a hooker when he had only $46 left in his pocket.

edit: Watched the youtube. Yeoww, almost buried the barrel of the .44 in your forehead.

peterchi · 09-28-2011, 05:05 AM

man i wish i had been this cool when i was 21.

or, like, now.

very entertaining writing. eagerly awaiting moar.

punkass · 09-28-2011, 10:58 AM

Yea, life sure does look a lot more fun when you're cool.

Moar, please.

Koko the munkey · 09-28-2011, 12:51 PM

This is an outstanding trip report. One of the best I've ever read. I love your writing style, regardless of your sexual preference.

Keep it coming please!

WonThyme · 09-28-2011, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Koko the munkey

This is an outstanding trip report. One of the best I've ever read. I love your writing style, regardless of your sexual preference.

Keep it coming please!

Thanks! I'm gonna take this opportunity though to clarify again that I am most definitely not gay! (Not that it would matter, but still!)

idlikeadrinkplease · 09-28-2011, 03:38 PM

Enjoying this very much. The pics are a really excellent touch.

Thanks for posting. Looking forward to more.

timw07 · 09-28-2011, 07:33 PM

just chiming in to say I'm enjoying this thread... my buddies and I go once a year - and while we 'jones' hard when the trip is upon us (like 30 days out), reading trip reports like these get me through the other 11 months!