Not sure if I will keep up with this but waiting on the plane to Vegas and might as well start a TR. Landing at 6pm Vegas time, going to Aria first. I have not had a drop of alcohol in almost a month and I am ready to get absolutely ****faced. No real plans tonight other than watching the end of the Spurs game soon as I get there. Went on a nice run on sports this week, then got stupid and need the Spurs tonight bad. Hopefully they cover and I will calm down. If not I may get into chase mode and get stupid.





My site doesnt let you pay in the online casino in Nevada so hopefully I hit this, cash it out without the opportunity to drunkenly blow it in the casino. Go Spurs

They just announced the flight is completely full.. lovely. Southwest doesnt have assigned seats. I see a really nice looking girl, when she walked by me she smelled really good. I hope I can sit next to her

Offer her a seat on your lap or better yet your face, seems like a win win all around for everyone including the airline.

I always get the coughing BO guy next to me never the good looking girl....

they always say flight completely booked need someone to sit on the toilet but then the flight is 3/4 empty... think its just something they say.

anyways good luck!

Saw the OP about needing spurs bad and immediately thought "this could get ugly.."

O/U on op returning to this thread?

Under -200 with no addy. If I pop an addy over -700. I had a lot of fun last night but it was brutal financially. When I get time I hope to update. Change line of under to even money

The past few days have been crazy to say the absolute least. Gotten so drunk cant even remember much as I should. Played black jack at Aria pretty tilted after Spurs lost, had some big up and down swings playing heavy. All in all I think I won 3k at b jack there


Went over to PH and did not play smart poker, but got lucky and ran 200 up to this.



I was getting very drunk and my dumbass went over to high limit b jack. I dont think I won a hand, lost a ton. I shook it off and kept on drinking. All night I had just been sloppy drunk giving away hundred dollar tips left and right. I may have tipped close to $1500 that night. I am way more stupid than I am wealthy. A few days ago I went to Arby's and had forgotten my coupon for a BOGO turkey sandwich. I drove back home and got the coupon, now Im tossing Benjis for tips like its nothing. Degen life

Hung out with some employees I have known a while at PH at the sports bar late, probably got in around 8am. A lot of crazy stuff happened I dont recall and many people that I have no recollection of talked to me the next day or two like they knew me well. It has been very much like the Hangover movie pertaining to recollection. I dont do drugs, but when I drink on an empty stomach I tend to blackout. Getting old I guess.

Does anyone know the deal with IMGUR and the pics now? They seem to be crap quality

Next night, I hung out at Aria high llimit bar a while, got drunk of course. The Derek Jeter Golf turney was going on and a lot of old friends I used to see for the Jordan turney were here. Hung out with an old friend that is a sports agent, he had some of his guys with him. One dude was kinda famous but I dont know baseball like I used to when I bought baseball cards as a kid, cool fellas. Told me his name but I forgot. I was hammered and they sure seemed to get a kick out of my drunken antics. Saw Ken Griffey jr, Ray Allen Anthony Anderson, many others playing. A friend that works at PH texted, wanted me to meet him at Cosmo sports bar when he got off work, cool spot


I played video poker and tipped well so we drank for free. This fairly overweight girl sat next to me, she seemed nice so I told her that her hair smelled good. We cut up a while. I had no lustful intentions for her, I was just being nice. I had gotten dealt three 4's on video poker and thought I would let it sit a while before I hit draw. The obese girl had a friend come up, and I very politely offered her my seat and my friend moved down. A few minutes passed, I was very very drunk at this point, wasnt even paying attention and my friend says HELL NAW! to the newly seated girl. That dum ***** hit draw and wadda you know, 4 of a kind and she tried to claim the money.
She tried to claim all the money, really pleading her case, then tried to settle for 40 bucks. I said no way, and gave the bartender 40 bucks. At some point I told her to find Jesus judging from the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rMB64oNLOU&t=11s




All this is happening and I overhear the heavyset girl tell her friend I was hitting on her, trying to get my rocks off from smelling her hair. I talked a lot of crap then, I'm sure I was mean and insulted her physical stature. Some mean people you just cant be nice to without em taking it the wrong way

Went back to Aria, had some decent video poker sessions in the high limit slot area.

Next night, Saturday got crazy to say the least. I havent eaten hardly anything other than some almonds, just drank. My overall health is going down hill. I got out around 9pm, took the $2400 slot ticket back to high limit slots at Aria. Thought I would just play one hand of $125 video poker. Well it lost and I kept going like a degen. Got down to around $600 and this hit






Awesome win but W2s suck. Thought, well this may be my night went to play $500 a hand b jack in high limit. I saw Brian Baumgartner, Kevin from the show The Office playing by hisself, he is a good friend of my buddy the sports agent, sat down with him. I have seen and briefly spoke with Brian for years during the golf turney but never got to know him well. I was sober, drinking water and quiet. Started drinking and here we go. A dealer that is a longtime friend told Brian a couple stories about my run ins with a famous rapper. We went at it a couple years in a row, but last time I saw the rapper, he shook my hand and we apoligized to each other. Brian says to the dealer, "you know on the way to the golf course this morning they were all talking about all the hell Slim raised last night. When he sat down all quiet I figured they were talking about someone else. After 3 drinks, this is clearly Slim" Brian is an awesome guy, we must have sat there 5 or 6 hours

I saw a girl at the bar by her self that kept smiling at me. Hooker, black jack hustler or thief obviously. I called her over and within a minute I concluded she was a black jack hustler and asked her how long she had been doing it. She tried to play it off of course but eventually opened up after I told her I will tip if her best b jack hustling story was good. I gave her 5 for the first story, then 25 for the second. Ray Allen, Anthony Anderson and several athletes, looked like basketball players were at the table next to us. Ray was cool, cut up with us a while. I hung out a lot with Kevin Dillon when he was in there previous years, I remembered this scene from Entourage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nfFMj2nrqk

I asked Anthony for a pic to send to Kevin and I told him the caption would be "shut the **** up Drama"


I had bought in at b jack a couple times and got down to my last $1500 from the 10k v poker hit. Put all of the 1500 on a hand, passed it over to Brian to cut the cards and went on a crazy run



I think I had about even 5 or 6k more I had slipped in my pocket, hoping to forget about them. Got really drunk, went over to the basketball players table after most had left. One dude was playing and a dealer was there I liked so I sat down and played some while I left most of my chips at the other table. I dont kn ow who the athlete was but he was huge, had to be an NBA player. He spotted a girl over at my table leaning over on it, with her hands covering my chips. I went over there and took care of business. If I had been slightly drunker she woulda caught it. They got one of those cubes for me



A lot more happened that I just cant recall well, but at some point I lost a hand, doubled up every time chasing and eventually lost it all, including my pride and dignity. I had lost it at the other table Brian was not at, I kept grabbing chips from my main spot saying im gonna do a quick hit and run at the other table. I put 5,800 on my last hand, got dealt 8,8 vs a dealer showing 5. I didnt have the money to split it, the NBA player said he would like to do it. He put up 5,800, got dealt a 10 on both for 18. I think the dealer hit for 19. I told the dude I was sorry for getting him into it, he said no problem, it was his decision. It must have been 5:30 am and that just kicked the life out of me. I was immediately drained. Passed out in the room a few hours then had to check out of Aria by noon. Overall I didnt lose but around 1800 for the night but geez. Went on that crazy swing and then out of habit hoarded a bunch shower gel and crap. I piled it up and just shook my head at myself.... but I still took it. Degen life

You're wearing a Soul Glo shirt? That's amazing. Great TR so far.

+1 amazing. jealous.

Epic.

you always have the most interesting TRs

Incred levels of degen!!

amazing TR, can't believe you saw kevin from office so funny.

I love this TR so much.

Every single one of your stories are great. Especially the one during the Super Bowl.

And with the Arby's coupon thing and the hotel shampoo, I am exactly the same, I can certainly relate to that degen life. Gotta be frugal in order to keep the degen roll healthy.

Love it bro, keep it coming.

Slim you wild, boy.

LOL at the "Shut the **** up, Drama!" picture. Nice play by you and AA

Very solid TR as usual.

Jesus, Anthony Anderson is looking rough these days...

I was thinking the same from that photo.

Ha, when people call me out for being frugal I always tell em I have a gambling problem to support. Thanks for all the compliments. I don't think I did anything yesterday other than hurt and be tired. Just getting to Encore and ordering my first drink, had a half an addy so no telling tonight. I always love the staff here, they actually prefer me to be drunk and make me feel welcome. Been thrown out maybe 70 % of the time I come, 95% when drinking but they have never banned me.

Funny convo with Ray Allen I may have or didn't write was when I said, hey your famous aren't you ? Yeah, you are an actor, you were in that movie He Has Game, yeah you had that scene with Jill Kelly and Chasey Lain you ****er, I know you prolly had a private hardcore scene after that soft core scene. Ray didn't say nothing but had the biggest grin you ever seen. He's a good guy, he won the golf tournament

I have been asked to keep this updated more by friends at home, so I might as well a be a smartass about it and do it hourly. After only 2 doubles I am feeling way better and can see how people turn into alcoholics, I even feel good enough to update this. The Encore has the most beautiful waitresses, but not so much tonight. Not that I'd kick any of em out of bed (unless they wanna do it on the floor... old joke) not that im no prize but i dont get tips to walk in a skimpy dress either. the slut parade is not very active either so prolly leaving soon. Gonna double fist in the uber and go to aria or p hollywood.

I bet he loves when he gets noticed for being Jesus Shuttlesworth. I had a friend in college who's a hard core C's fan and had Shuttlesworth put on the back of a custom jersey.