Day 10
It is starting to become a ritual; outside, cup of coffee, hot tub, pool, Taylor Swift. This is one of the advantages of staying in a house and not in a hotel, we are away from the madness and we can really relax in the morning. Today there is another 200 re-entry tournament in the Wynn, but we decide to skip the first few levels.
'Chillin'
When we walk into the poker room and register we can be seated immediately. There are some pretty strong players at my table, but I still manage to double my stack.
After a while an Asian guy sits down. I pick up AQ utg and make a raise. This dude raises immediately. Normally these guys want to make a stand the first hand, so I put him all in. He calls with a smirk on his face and opens up 26ss. I kid you not!! Of course the flop has a 6 and without any help on turn or river I lose half my stack and it’s back to the drawing board.
A buddy of his sits at a table behind him and in his own language he starts bragging about the hand…. “Ok, stay cool, don’t let this dumb f**k get under your skin….”.
Apparently everything is funny to this guy, because all he can do is grin all the time. For a moment I even think he is ‘a bit slow’ or ‘special’.
A few hands later I pick up 77. I raise again and now he puts me all in. I call and with the same grin he opens up 22. No help for him this time and I have a healthy stack again.
My final hand of the tournament is JJ vs AA against a tricky player who slow played his hand. I go all in after a 7 high flop and he obviously makes the call. We open up the cards and even though he is not in the hand I hear the Beavis-like laughter of my Asian friend. I don’t know how I did it, but I keep my dignity and exit the poker room.
Roald is also out, but both Ouwkes and Fedor are going strong.
With about 60 players left Ouwkes shoves his last 12 BB all in with AK and got called immediately. Villain opens up A7. Ouwkes is way ahead and he even gets a flush draw on the turn, but with a 2-outer on the river the tournament is over. Ouch…….
Ouwkes is really disappointed and all we can do is letting him blow off steam. He played really well, made some big lay-downs and kept grinding. We know tournament poker is cruel, but you would like to be rewarded every once in a while in tournaments like this.
He needs to get rid of his aggression and fake-punches me in my stomach when a girl passes by and starts demonstrating how he should really punch me. Ok, this girl knows how to hit! She has also got a killer body. Athletic and toned, but not too toned. A redhead, all dressed in black.
We start talking to her and the guy she is with. Turns out she is a boxer, but she is also a singer and they are about to leave to LA to make a record or something. The guy asks us if we are interested in going to a gentlemen’s club. He has a friend who is the owner of one and they can give us a good deal (just like every cabbie in Vegas….). The girl wants our number, just in case we want to go. Ouwkes gives his digits to her and I think he is giving her a fake number, but within 5 minutes she calls him back because she probably thought the same as I did.
Fedor has a healthy stack of 80k, where the avg is 60k. We need to get some food so Roald, Ouwkes and I are going over to the Red 8, an Asian joint in the Wynn.
We are close to finishing our dinner when Fedor walks in. He busted 1 of the bubble by getting his above average stack preflop all in with QQ against the chip leader’s 99. He’s obviously disappointed but he got lucky before in the tournament and the good thing is now we can all go do something together. We see 2 options here, play some cash games or get wasted on a table game.
2 Minutes later we sit down at a table game and the first 4 Vodka/Pineapple are on the way. We tip the waitress a few extra bucks and ask her if she can keep an eye on us, making sure our glasses don’t stay empty very long.
After 5 Vodkas we are all in a pretty good mood. When the waitress comes over again and asks us if we want another round Ouwkes wants something else. So he starts with: “I like…”. He hesitates for 2 seconds, just enough for me to finish his sentence with the Sir Mix-a-lot classic lyric “big butts and I cannot lie!!”. This throws her off her game and she cracks up.
Fedor is still pretty sharp as he tries to get extra comps by buying in for a few hundred, secretly taking chips off the table and then rebuying again. The dealer keeps calling “Change, 200” a few times to the manager, but it looks like they don’t register this extra money. To this day I still don’t know how they calculate these comps….
We had this table all to ourselves the entire time, but after a while a gentleman and his wife join us. We give them a warm welcome and immediately you see the wife thinking: “bad choice”.
The guy is a good sport and we start talking to him. Somehow the topic ‘work’ comes up and he asks us what we are doing back in The Netherlands.
Now, Fedor works for the government as a civil servant. I don’t how it is in other countries, but in The Netherlands these people are known to be very lazy and we have a lot of jokes about this fact. So Ouwkes asks the guy: “do you know how a civil servant winks? …No?…He opens one eye!” Even though it is a pretty corny joke it has me in stitches and I can’t stop laughing for a few minutes.
Moneywise this is not our night. The dealer, Phil, is really killing us all. We even stop playing for a while when he comes back from his break, leaving him standing there with nothing to do. He is also one of those dealers who taps his finger at the empty bonus-bet whenever I have a bonus. I’m getting real sick of this, so I start doing the same every time I don’t have a bonushand and save myself some money. Obviously I win this battle and he stops doing it.
We are all pretty drunk and after losing a few hundred on Crazy 4 Poker we head over to the High Limit room, because the Wynn has a European roulette there.
Hmm… here, the rules are a bit different. In the other casinos you can play with 5$-chips with a minimum of 25$, but here the minimum is 100$ and you must play with 25$-chips. Normally I wouldn’t play this, but the amount of alcohol and the loss of money in the last few hours make me decide this is an excellent plan. (And here we have the perfect example of how Vegas works, ladies and gentlemen….).
I’m pretty obedient, so when these are the rules I follow them, but Fedor thinks this is complete b**lsh*t and starts complaining to the people in charge why they wouldn’t let us play with 5$-chips. After some arguing back and forth he is allowed to have one spin with 5$-chips. I decide to keep the 25$-chips and put 4 of them on the zero game. If you don’t know what that is, here is the Wikipedia explanation:
“Zero game, also known as zero spiel (spiel is German for game or play), is the name for the numbers closest to zero. All numbers in the zero game are included in the big series, but are placed differently. The numbers are as follows: 12, 35, 3, 26, 0, 32, 15.
The bet consists of 4 chips or multiples thereof. 1 chip on 0/3 split, 1 on 12-15 split, 1 on 26 straight up and 1 on 32-35 split. Popular bet in many European casinos.”
BOOM, there is the 12 and 17 chips come my way. Fedor wants to play again with the 5$-chips, but he is not allowed to, so he asks for the manager.
While he waits for the manager I play the zero game once more. BOOM, there is the 35!!! Another 17 chips in the pocket. With 2 spins I make a cool 700$ profit. The manager comes over, a slick guy in a pin-striped suit and explains that we have to play as mentioned before ‘because those are they rules’. We cash out and leave the High Limit.
We hang around for a bit more and play some slot machines. At about 3 AM we decide it’s enough. We leave the car at the Wynn and call a cab. 10 days gone, 10 more to go!!