Mr. Ocean, ever see that episode of South Park where Britney Spears must die? This thread is like that, it MUST STAY ALIVE!!!

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You are not allowed to laugh at him! You are a 7k down swing from that....

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I wasnt laughing at him, I think he owes everyone who was following his thread an update

I am still hoping for an update from homie

The ironing is delicious.

And the irony is even more delicious?

Ironing. Learn the word, sir.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73C-uNyJkLw

I am afraid of the curse of codizzle.

Tmack made fun of him and went busto... Who is next?

Have you gone bust yet, Star?

lolcodizzle..... me next

That's a half hour of my life I will never get back.

What a let down.

Went from: "I'm gonna get a cheap room and grind 1-2 and eat comped meals and bust this town up one bi at a time!"

To: "Landed in Vegas, Degened off a potential $600 winning session (25% bankroll boost on day one) paid $150 for a room at IP (really? $150 for a room at IP?)

Went to Rio, got drunk, played way over my head.
Went to Aria still hammered with some crazy tourist with money.

I need closure....and this isn't it.

If he doesn't update I will have to just make up my own version of the end of the story. You know, the standard hookers and blow....woke up in a strange house with people I didn't know....all my stuff got stolen. Had to call mom to buy me a flight back to Kansas City....but hey...I took my shot at being a poker pro.

Search for the Tmack thread.

Codizzle, you do need to finish your thread with the rest of the report. As I see it, your ill-fated "plans" did not materialize and you blew your 2.1k roll degenerating all over Vegas; which is something every 23 year old should do once (or more times) in his life.

If you lost your roll, who cares, it was only 2.1k. Just tell us you didn't end up sucking dick in the back of Club Bounce to get home to KC or gave it all to a stripper cuz she reallllllllly thought you were great.