Decent report. Might want to stay away from degenerate games like hi lo with your limited roll. I think wsop tourney is super bad idea.

That was a bit tough to read, nevertheless it makes me miss Vegas.

I am still convinced this is a level. No way anyone pays that much for a room at IP unless you are a total sucker.

1. Paragraphs.

2. Impulse control. Get some.

EDC weekend. Not gonna find anything cheaper.

So did you tell your mom what this loan was for specifically?

Codizzle i am waiting on part two.

+1

I was playing in the 2/5 next to D. That man is nuts and has lots of money.

IF YOU get a $1000 bank loan (cosigned from Mom) to use as your Bank Roll~~~YOU might be a Redneck!

IF YOU take your life's Net Worth to Vegas~~~YOU might be a Redneck!

IF YOU head to Vegas to become a Professional Poker Player, and IN YOUR FIRST 5 HOURS: Play High Card with an "old Asian Guy" using 2% of your BR per hand~~~YOU might be a Redneck!

IF YOU head to Vegas to become a Pro, and IN YOUR SECOND 5 HOURS: Give $225 (10%BR) to the IP~~~YOU might be a Redneck!

IF YOU head to Vegas to become a Pro, and IN YOUR THIRD 5 HOURS:
Describe anything from the Bally's Deli as "heaven"~~~YOU might be a Redneck!

IF YOU head to Vegas to become a Pro, and IN YOUR FOURTH 5 HOURS: Drink 11 White Russians, Fantasize about someone paying you $100 to kiss another man's hand, and then lose your breath and become light-headed because you saw a minor cast member from the Sopranos~~~YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK !!!!!!!

What is the over/under on "How many cars are up on blocks in front of the mobile home trailer"?.

And I am willing to escrow $1000 (even money wager) that there is 'lawn furniture' in his living room.

OP. Thanks for TR. That was the "stand-up" thing to do, and a good step towards becoming a man.

PS. Never go to Vegas again. BTW "old Asian Guy" was probably cheating, and would have had your entire BR in another hour...

That is the worst post I've ever read. Those ripped off jokes aren't funny or even mildly amusing.

2012 troll gtfo

That's the lamest thing i've read in a while!!

That post is terrible even by sixth post standards.

I agree

I'd sleep in the handicapped stall at bellagio before I pay that much for ip.

Getting your mom to cosign on a loan so you can gamble it away is a pretty horrible thing to do IMO.

Have you realized yet that you aren't actually "taking a shot" at anything? and you're just looking to get drunk and degen all your money away in Vegas. There's nothing wrong with that but don't fool yourself.

Still waiting for the second update :S

Hope u r okay OP

Wait, wut? You paid $225 to stay at IP?

Dude I payed like $65 and I even got an upgrade to a "suite"...I do work at a hotel though...

I re-read the hotel part of the post again and I still can't deduce why you paid for a hotel room if you have a place to stay. If you wanted to gamble it up some more, why couldn't you just go back to the FREE room afterwards?

Codizzle!

So true.
+1

Originally Posted by GEAUX UL
Have you realized yet that you aren't actually "taking a shot" at anything? and you're just looking to get drunk and degen all your money away in Vegas. There's nothing wrong with that but don't fool yourself.

To me there is something wrong with this I want change some things in my life and before I returned this is how I was trying to achieve it. I want to get the second half of this TR done in the next 48 we will see. The 2nd half has some interesting stuff in it none the less haha. That may be what is keeping me from writing it but none the less I will get it. Yeah it was AJ from the Sopranos very cool kid I have nothing negative to say about him conducted himself very well. I had the intentions of not putting in this that cannot be used to identify anyone in the report. But you can tell I did a very poor job at that lol. And yeah "D" is a very colorful person can I ask when and where you played with him.

Share plz, whatever and however you lost, there are people on this forum who are 355444333345664x more degen. But this thread has had people waiting around for a while and the subscribers would like a climax. Gg.

I will be waiting for ur update codizzle88, and don't feel bad when someone tells you that all you did was get drunk and degen all ur money.. Its his point of view and you should respect it, doesn't matter if he is right or wrong cuz at the end of the day you will do what you think is best for you and what you think is right


>> Imo, there is no right or wrong.. Its debatable most of the times, its ur life thus ur rules only apply