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A ******ed Argentinian in Vegas A ******ed Argentinian in Vegas

02-07-2013 , 11:10 AM
32 hours, since i leaved my home till i arrieve to hotel Ballys, July 8 or 9 2012

didnt sleep in my whole travesy

The first thing i did in vegas was:

iron my shirt, right there on my 2572 room on Ballys ( before the ovb jump in the bed yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees im here kind of thing)

Then, right to the Rio, when day 1b of wsop main event was about to begin.

I should put some music

Anyways, this is me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6R8Saxm8Ig

Like a friend told me "wow, you can make people hate you in any language, Pablo" and lol he was right.

But im not bad people, i just get drunk and do some ******ed idiotics things, like i suppose every average 20 something do. im NOT A WINNER, I EXPERIMENT WITH LIFE

A lot of thing happened, it was very nice, but i was alone with the idea "i dont even know how i get here" and the fear always on my head of "how the f i come back"

I bink a tournament on Ballys, and damm, i runned bad at flips at cash games.

My fisrt hand of poker was at the Bellagio, i bough for 100 on nl200, and i ship it blind. 55 called and won, i had Q7, im not Hachem.

I took picture on Bobbys room
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02-07-2013 , 11:17 AM
then, this guy, recognized me and wanted to take a picture with me. I didnt want to, but woteva.

Look how happy he is

Spoiler:
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02-07-2013 , 11:23 AM
Anyways, when i enter bellagio for first time, i m like "where/what the **** is Bobbys room"

"right there" they told me. Ok, i want picture.

- "Lolol, you cant"

- "Lolol?" *showing they my id*

- After you, sr..

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02-07-2013 , 11:26 AM
I tooked 3 more

Last edited by SALABURU FANS; 02-07-2013 at 11:55 AM.
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02-07-2013 , 11:29 AM
In, real time. This should be entertaining.

Potentially epic?
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02-07-2013 , 11:34 AM
U got phil to crack a smile....
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02-07-2013 , 11:55 AM
were you teabagging him?
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02-07-2013 , 12:04 PM
Lack of updates and editing posts to remove pics = dissapointing.

Que pasa?
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02-07-2013 , 12:08 PM
lol you crazy
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02-07-2013 , 12:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by that_pope
lol you crazy
Maybe, but im not a ****ing moron

Anyways, im still uploading pics/vids

In Bellagio, after losing all in blind a hundred, there is a call , i raise, and i shove

I had AK, no one called (even with my image?!) guy showed me 33.

"Cuack cuack" was stting at my table (cant remmber, yes, Paul Magriel)

that dude..hehe. He was reading a book of poker WHILE playing.

I reconigzed him from tv, when i sit down, b4 the all in blind, the duda stares at me and goes like "cuack cuak" i loled inside , but outside i was like "ok"

I remember this hand: Paul opens for like 6 bb, get a called in position, heads up. flop 3 lows, 2 diamonds, Pauls overbets, guy ip called. Turn x, Paul overshoves (lolol overpair i was thinking) guy called with AJ Diamonds, river daimonds.


The face of Magriel. He was like "ooo...ohh nooo" looking in disgusting everywhere, feeling crushed. I was like Is this the same guy that knocked out Hellmuth on 2005 ME? And he is crying for a what? 1k pot?

lol

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Later, 34vp agro opens for 4bb, i shoved AK, he called, nada on board, he tabled 99 gg for Pablo.

But, i will be back
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02-07-2013 , 12:44 PM
Back in rio, i found this guy. I recognized him, Can i take a picture?

Other guy there "IM THE CEO" Whats a ceo? Can you take me a picture?



Do you know if Negreanu its playing today?

- Come with me

- Hey, i found Liv Boeree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpTWxgBT62o

Now public ^

Last edited by SALABURU FANS; 02-07-2013 at 12:50 PM.
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02-07-2013 , 01:55 PM
I shuold try my insticnts b4 i tried to pull it off

So what, 13,14 people and That_pope?

so be it

Note: Damm, i wish i could express myself 100% (english)
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02-07-2013 , 02:09 PM
lol at pic in bobby's room in dealer's chair

epic thread itt?
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02-07-2013 , 02:36 PM
Already highly entertained.
Please, continue.
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02-07-2013 , 02:53 PM
hehe. the potentially fapping arm on bel pic its inevitable. A la Esfandiari.

Better to deffend, before attack..

When YOU deffend.. and you make a master of the "deffend" system, you are imbatiblem ubdestructible.

BUT, its only when you attack where you can actually win something.

Gordon was right: Sun Tzu still rules, and you make fun of him. pffff (i should shut up)


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Back in ballys, 1/2 cash game, AdJs utg+2 opne 3bb, Blonde girl who thinks has a chance a with me (in sex), calls.

flop Q 4 8 all diamonds. CB, raise, i snap shove.

Girl tanking "i dont have the flushhh blablabla...alright, call" she shows QQ

LOL SLOWROLL? naaa. She was scared of the flush....fuogvsdigfi

turn brick river brick. ok.

2 hands later my ak holds against Ax, double up, then against same guy my AA holds gainst i dont remember.

Tournament: 2 tables, 65 by in Ballys, 4 cashes.

Down to 4, i chep leader, blow up against the same guy ("guy" a 40x years old) i bluffed all my chips on river. No one cares how the hand was developed.

Second tournament: All Fat Mams and old passive seniors, it was me AND..i notices a "solid" player at my left (young one) I think to myslef "i want to know him" and "he is gonna take first, me second".

Break, 5 players still on, guys invites a cigarrette. Im from Argentina blablabla, where r u from "Califronia, come here just to play poker" good good. that whe i think, "he, first, me second", well, thats whats happened. I scored another $$ at Ballys.

Nex tournament, i come late, he was assigned at my left. This time, 2 tables. Pablo scooped for 650.





On the bubble, there were 3 spot pays. Guy at my left and i were shorts, i knew he was shipping without even looking at his cards... - "Im all in" fold fold, "i call you blind"

i said. you go allin blind? i call you blind. 64 he against my J4, holds up.


BUT, before i making my travel, i didnt even know there was tounies at Ballys. I was thinking on Venetian.

I imagined myself...first playing...complete unknowers...then winning. Who and why wuold take a picture? (i want a picture) Nobody. But the dealer itself, offers to take my a picture as you see here

Byebye Ron...

(strange isnt? hehe) and "BLABLA YOU DONT DESERVE NOTHING FOR LAS NIGHT" What did i do last night?

What? YOU WERE ****ING BLABLABLALBALA!!! (night before)

i was so drunk. thing is, i said to her "if i win i give you a good tip" i won, from the 650 i give her 20.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmhnUQv4J2o

Post its complete disorganized. Kind Dionisic.....BOOM

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What i was telling you?
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02-07-2013 , 03:03 PM
There are another worlds...there ARE ANOTHER WORLDS PEOPLE WAKE UP

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Like i was saying, this guy, who won and i came second, his name was Byron...ee.. Byron..nono, Ryan. Ryan Deocampo.

Very good guy, i remember, every time he loose, he just sits on other table TO TAKE NOTES ON WHAT HE DID WRONG. He showed me, i told him that was ok. He oofers to take me to "look at this list, tournaments (cellphone) TOURNAMENTS EVERYWHERE he had the...ee...the reesdff schedule. Ok lets go"

He took me to the (thanks god) The "Downtown" of vegas. And i tought the Strip was "las vegas" thank god!!! ****ing awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Yun-xfMKg
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02-07-2013 , 03:58 PM
Then i went to Ballys
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02-07-2013 , 04:02 PM
So, i was the aggro, and...mmm after that...

other day.

more vids and pict to come but..

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ASLEEP RIGHT NOW? and i mean, in Heraclito thinking..
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02-07-2013 , 04:35 PM
Im owning tight passive table. Cause im the nuts. **** humility. **** cristianity.

Limp, limp, I didn’t look , raise to 12, call bb, called first limper. Really, no one cares about the hand. Or my “travel” you didn’t realized? All ****ing photoshpped.

Do you know , really, for real, how much money I would give in, to stay A MINUTE with Phil ****ing Ivey??

Or in ****ing Bellagio?

This proves , one more time, that internet wons. Photoshops, good stories, blablabla

And btw, videos are made with…windows movie maker. Any noob could edited better.

IM GOING TO TRAVEL, im not lying, in june this year, then I will upload a ton of vids and vids for you!

I just need the VISA! ****ing VISA!! I cant travel if im not USA Citizen
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02-07-2013 , 05:34 PM
So confused now lol, still entertained.
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02-07-2013 , 06:01 PM
I think I felted you one day
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02-07-2013 , 06:04 PM
In the words of Forrest Gump: I am not a smart man.

I don't get it either.
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02-07-2013 , 06:39 PM
Then..i wake up.
sdhdguofdo

I was going on taxi, he dont gamble. He like fishing (really on v who cares

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a4mEVoslRQ

Kids, 20, minus, this is a good start for your Young

Annd..a very good remmember. reeeeeemember...for us, the past 25.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wauzrPn0cfg

Edit: Pablo HATES, BAD, any form of socialism/comunism
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02-07-2013 , 06:43 PM
Naaaaaaaaaaa

Youth will be convinceded by beTTAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1T8...Ws1pvZnD8GxBf2

dance, dance Capitalists..

Hey, im one of you

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02-07-2013 , 06:54 PM
How i hate weakness.

WHAT I TOLD YOU, PABLO?

okok, no tongue, no weakness


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After that 40+ hours without sleeping, i say to me: Lets sleep.

After that, i went to Rio again. then, waling to mgm, (thats was the day before)

Than, waling on the strip, its not like google maps says. Its hoy, and kills you.

I boguht tikcets for this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQFT7AJx90M

My man, the best illusionist blablabla. 200 hundred dollars to take picture.

suck my dick Copperfield.

NO ****ING NEW TRICKS, NO ****ING NADA.

NOT EVEN THE SAME MUSIC AS YOU DIDT BEFORE, **** OFF.

I used to love you

TAXI!
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