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Funniest thing I ever saw at a poker table was when the obnoxious drunk picked up his beer and the metal cupholder came out of the table with it. He takes a long swig and the cupholder falls off. He then puts the beer back in the cupholder on the table--only now it's just a hole, not a cupholder. *PLINK*
Yes, I watched it all unfold, and yes, I knew what was about to happen, and yes, I stayed silent and let it happen. I'm not sure how evil that makes me, but I just couldn't help myself. I had to see it.
Reminds me of the time my then 5 year old son tethered himself to our black lab with a stretchy tie-down from the dog's collar to his belt loop. He looks over at me with tennis ball in hand and says "Dad, watch this!"
I knew what was about to happen, but just say "OK!"
Kid throws ball, 80 lb. lab takes off at full speed to fetch, stretchy tie-down reaches 'no more stretchy point', 50 lb. kid is launched superman style and face plants in the yard, only took about 6 feet of drag to finally stop dog's forward progress.
This is the difference between dad and mom teaching their son a lesson!
You ask what this has to do with LVL low content.... Well our dog's name is Roscoe P. Coltrane who was a character in
The Dukes of Hazzard. In that show, there was a car named
The General Lee. I once saw this car at the Imperial Palace car museum when I was in Vegas. So there!