So I think the next satellite is at 8:00pm and it's a $2080 buy-in. Seems pretty easy though 1/5 get seat!

I busted the mega about an hour ago. got it in with AA 2400 chips at 2/4 50 ante vs 66 and 77 and didn't win.

I'm jumping stakes tonight at the rio, starting at 1/3, once I have 200bb for the next level I'm moving up until I'm sitting at the biggest game.

I button straddled to $6, eventually called a $20 raise with K4hh from middle aged Irish thinking player who I bluffed earlier (didn't show).

857hhh he checks I bet $55 into $40ish, he tank calls. turn 6, check, I jam like $200 into $150 LOL and he shows me 9h and folds LOL they're too good.

In before JsTs is playing 10-25 NL way late tonight.

I doubled up

A6ss I open to $15 in HJ with a btn $6 out there, 2 callers, including an American middle aged guy who I db bluffed and showed. 852ss he checks to me I cbet $45 and he's the only caller - he is clearly in c/c mode/hates me/station w/e. turn 4s he checks (already grabbing chips ready to call) I bet $110 he calls. river J he checks I jam $304 he snaps and I beat A8o.

instead of getting up to 2/5 I played a couple more hands and spewed so I have like $650. image is great so just need to hit something

I expect to at least read some cool 5-10 NL stories from you before I go to bed tonight. Run goot!

I have everyone button straddling and it's 5 handed. everyone just keeps limping trying to see every flop so they can get my ass

at like $730. game just got full ring so im tilted

$800ish. 1k or 10pm w/e comes first and I'll move up

ok 2/5 time. have little below $900. table looks awful so gonna look around for a new one

Bravo App says 12. 2/5 NL games running now. Not sure how they fill tables, but tell them your friends with NorCalJew and they'll surely hook you up.

That was a great nap!! In n out!! Gonna go out and dick around afterwards

I lost my stack at 2/5. dicked around w/ A5 sooted against an Irish young kid who was playing every hand (but he was pretty good, prob played msnl online) and we got it in on AT5cc and I couldn't beat his TT aff

Hella cooler. Sux. Now go find out those odds on MLB HR Derby plz. Thx, gl tomorrow.

So long story short picked up jsts at rio, went to ph drank, played a few games of beer pong, talked some drunk Mexican chicks into playing with us, got them to flash my gf pg-13 style showing panties cleavage etc while she was shooting, finished beer pong (pbr rock bar) went back to car drove back to south point to go bowling but JsTs slowrolled us and doesnt wanna bowl, so were just passin out now

Edit both Mexican chicks I would've hit, but one def had a nicer body (tongue ring etc) but the face wasn't that great

Jew, do you go to the chipotle next to harrah's?