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Old 09-17-2010, 11:42 PM   #1
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Hooker in Las vegas

I am going to vegas in November. I am staying in Excalibur. Looking for hookers near there. Does anyone know the rate and how to get some for a good deal. Ty
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Old 09-17-2010, 11:47 PM   #2
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LVL is becoming nothing but stripper and hooker threads.

I'm not complaining I'm just sayin.
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Old 09-18-2010, 12:03 AM   #4
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Check the weekly circular, they may be buy one get one free that week or you could just use a coupon.

From excal go to Mandalay Bay. They have a lot of nice looking hookers there because of the convention center on property. Excal has all nasty lookin dirty hookers there.

They wont talk prices out in public, they wait till your behind closed doors of your hotel room. If the hooker says $1000, you say $100. You keep negotiating till you 2 agree.
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Old 09-18-2010, 12:12 AM   #5
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Check the weekly circular, they may be buy one get one free that week or you could just use a coupon.

From excal go to Mandalay Bay. They have a lot of nice looking hookers there because of the convention center on property. Excal has all nasty lookin dirty hookers there.

They wont talk prices out in public, they wait till your behind closed doors of your hotel room. If the hooker says $1000, you say $100. You keep negotiating till you 2 agree.
How do you get the weekly circular? And how do you approach the hooker? Do you just ask them straight? I am new at this.
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Old 09-18-2010, 01:07 AM   #6
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Old 09-18-2010, 01:41 AM   #7
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How do you get the weekly circular? And how do you approach the hooker? Do you just ask them straight? I am new at this.
Go jack off, its cheaper
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Old 09-18-2010, 01:49 AM   #8
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Old 09-18-2010, 03:53 AM   #9
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How do you get the weekly circular? And how do you approach the hooker? Do you just ask them straight? I am new at this.
When you check in to the hotel, along with the room keys, hotel map, and property coupons the check in person will also give you the weekly hooker circular. If you're on the north end of the strip you will get "The LV BLVD North End Hooker Weekly", If on the south end you will get "The LV BLVD South End Hooker Weekly". The South end one is much better and has many more quality girls at reasonable prices. The Hooker Weekly also has coupons in it, usually for buy one get one free (2 girls for the price of one), Half off a half and half, buy a suck, get a ****, pay for anal get the vag for free etc.

Best way to get a hooker out here is to either wear a button on the upper left side of your shirt that says "My pole for your hole" or to just ask every hot girl sitting at the bar drinking a pink cocktail playing video poker if she ****s for money.

Good luck and don't forget a trip report.
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Old 09-18-2010, 05:33 AM   #10
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When you check in to the hotel, along with the room keys, hotel map, and property coupons the check in person will also give you the weekly hooker circular. If you're on the north end of the strip you will get "The LV BLVD North End Hooker Weekly", If on the south end you will get "The LV BLVD South End Hooker Weekly". The South end one is much better and has many more quality girls at reasonable prices. The Hooker Weekly also has coupons in it, usually for buy one get one free (2 girls for the price of one), Half off a half and half, buy a suck, get a ****, pay for anal get the vag for free etc.

Best way to get a hooker out here is to either wear a button on the upper left side of your shirt that says "My pole for your hole" or to just ask every hot girl sitting at the bar drinking a pink cocktail playing video poker if she ****s for money.

Good luck and don't forget a trip report.
and dont forget to grab the free bike at southpoint while you are out looking !
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Old 09-18-2010, 07:27 AM   #11
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ty u for all the info. I will update w field report. going with a sex perverted friend during thanksgiving. i will also ck for the bike if possible.
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Old 09-18-2010, 12:14 PM   #12
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I forgot to add, the doormen and valets usually have the coupon for free bareback, just ask them for one. Usually for $50-$100 extra the hookers will let you go raw dog, with that special coupon that **** is free. Best coupon in vegas!
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Old 09-18-2010, 04:11 PM   #13
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just call one of those girls on the cards they give out. 100% chance of getting laid, noone has ever been ripped off by them.
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Old 09-18-2010, 04:51 PM   #14
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Old 09-18-2010, 04:52 PM   #15
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When you check in to the hotel, along with the room keys, hotel map, and property coupons the check in person will also give you the weekly hooker circular. If you're on the north end of the strip you will get "The LV BLVD North End Hooker Weekly", If on the south end you will get "The LV BLVD South End Hooker Weekly". The South end one is much better and has many more quality girls at reasonable prices. The Hooker Weekly also has coupons in it, usually for buy one get one free (2 girls for the price of one), Half off a half and half, buy a suck, get a ****, pay for anal get the vag for free etc.

Best way to get a hooker out here is to either wear a button on the upper left side of your shirt that says "My pole for your hole" or to just ask every hot girl sitting at the bar drinking a pink cocktail playing video poker if she ****s for money.

Good luck and don't forget a trip report.
You sir, are a genius.
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Old 09-19-2010, 03:34 PM   #16
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Go across the stret to the Trop after midnight. Take your pick, for somewhat less than tree fiddy.
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Old 09-19-2010, 08:02 PM   #17
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When you check in to the hotel, along with the room keys, hotel map, and property coupons the check in person will also give you the weekly hooker circular. If you're on the north end of the strip you will get "The LV BLVD North End Hooker Weekly", If on the south end you will get "The LV BLVD South End Hooker Weekly". The South end one is much better and has many more quality girls at reasonable prices. The Hooker Weekly also has coupons in it, usually for buy one get one free (2 girls for the price of one), Half off a half and half, buy a suck, get a ****, pay for anal get the vag for free etc.

Best way to get a hooker out here is to either wear a button on the upper left side of your shirt that says "My pole for your hole" or to just ask every hot girl sitting at the bar drinking a pink cocktail playing video poker if she ****s for money.

Good luck and don't forget a trip report.
What ever happened to the mid-strip hooker weekly? Used to be the biggest of the three. Was it absorbed by the south strip weekly? I didn't see it around when I was there a few weeks ago. Mught be the bad economy or something.

The best way to find a hooker is to walk on the strip alone at night. Any woman who makes eye contact with you, smiles, and continues to make eye contact with you is 90% a hooker. If she also talks to you it's 99.9%.
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Old 09-19-2010, 10:25 PM   #18
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What ever happened to the mid-strip hooker weekly? Used to be the biggest of the three. Was it absorbed by the south strip weekly? I didn't see it around when I was there a few weeks ago. Mught be the bad economy or something.
Harrah's got into a beef with them on an editorial issue, and decided as punishment to stop advertising and to stop stocking the publication in their hotel sundry shops. It was a bit misguided, as their guests saw having it available as a service they didn't want to go without. Harrah's has never been good at long-term strategy, and this is a prime example of a knee-jerk decision getting in the way of good business practice.
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Old 09-20-2010, 02:22 PM   #19
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I am going to vegas ... Looking for hookers
hay guyz im goin to vegas any1 no where to find a craps table?????
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Old 09-20-2010, 05:29 PM   #20
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Go across the stret to the Trop after midnight. Take your pick, for somewhat less than tree fiddy.
wat is the trop?
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Old 09-20-2010, 05:53 PM   #21
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Harrah's got into a beef with them on an editorial issue, and decided as punishment to stop advertising and to stop stocking the publication in their hotel sundry shops. It was a bit misguided, as their guests saw having it available as a service they didn't want to go without. Harrah's has never been good at long-term strategy, and this is a prime example of a knee-jerk decision getting in the way of good business practice.
Speaking of Harrah's, one of the hotels they now own (which shall remain anonymous) used to base comps on part on whether or not you used one of their house hookers. All you had to do was go to the concierge and ask and they would set you up. Of course, once Harrah's acquired it, that deal was gonzo.

The best days of Vegas are indeed behind us.

But I should point out that some of the concierge in many strip casinos still can get a hooker for you, unofficially of course. The ones that do, wear a red lapel pin, a rose I think. If you don't see one at the concierge desk, just ask the concierge on duty if there are any "red pin concierges" on duty. He/she will know what you mean. Also, you should slip the concierge on duty a $20 bill before you ask. That way they'll know you are not a cop. Cops can't do that because it's considered entrapment. Also, if they claim they don't know what you're talking about it's because a supervisor or someone else of concern is lurking about. Just thank them, let them keep the $20 (or they'll be pissed), and return about 20-30 minutes later and ask them if it's okay to talk. By the way, the red-pin concierge gets a $50 for his/her trouble.

The reason I'm going though all of this is that some of the casinos don't give out the weekly's or coupons. MGM, Aria, Bellagio, Mirage, Wynn and the Venetian don't. There may be a few others. Also, the concierge hookers are a lot cleaner and don't cost that much more than independent operators.

Good luck, and of course, post a trip report. We don't charge for our advice, but feed off other poster's trip reports.

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Tropicana Hotel and Casino (one of the remaining old ones), located at Tropicana Ave and the strip. Right across the strip from Excalibur.
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What do you guys think the ratio of hookers to craps tables are in Vegas?

My estimate is 50:1.
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Speaking of Harrah's, one of the hotels they now own (which shall remain anonymous) used to base comps on part on whether or not you used one of their house hookers. All you had to do was go to the concierge and ask and they would set you up. Of course, once Harrah's acquired it, that deal was gonzo.

The best days of Vegas are indeed behind us.

But I should point out that some of the concierge in many strip casinos still can get a hooker for you, unofficially of course. The ones that do, wear a red lapel pin, a rose I think. If you don't see one at the concierge desk, just ask the concierge on duty if there are any "red pin concierges" on duty. He/she will know what you mean. Also, you should slip the concierge on duty a $20 bill before you ask. That way they'll know you are not a cop. Cops can't do that because it's considered entrapment. Also, if they claim they don't know what you're talking about it's because a supervisor or someone else of concern is lurking about. Just thank them, let them keep the $20 (or they'll be pissed), and return about 20-30 minutes later and ask them if it's okay to talk. By the way, the red-pin concierge gets a $50 for his/her trouble.

The reason I'm going though all of this is that some of the casinos don't give out the weekly's or coupons. MGM, Aria, Bellagio, Mirage, Wynn and the Venetian don't. There may be a few others. Also, the concierge hookers are a lot cleaner and don't cost that much more than independent operators.

Good luck, and of course, post a trip report. We don't charge for our advice, but feed off other poster's trip reports.
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if they claim they don't know what you're talking about it's because a supervisor or someone else of concern is lurking about. Just thank them, let them keep the $20 (or they'll be pissed), and return about 20-30 minutes later and ask them if it's okay to talk. By the way, the red-pin concierge gets a $50 for his/her trouble.
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