You have your choice of these two dining experiences:

1. Highly-rated restaurant with a very well-regarded chef, who is there to make a living and does it well.

2. Home-cooked dinner from your wife, who is a terrible cook but loves making you dinner.

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Stop being an emotional vagina?

The fact that they don't enjoy it makes it even better for me. I also like the haute cuisine analogy.

ive had some good ones. Some can be icy and business like but i would say most ive run across are pretty fun. Most encounters have been comparable to sex you'd have with a random you drug out of a nightclub in vegas anyway.

Finally, an admitted Rapist.
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This is pretty much true anywhere and not just in Las Vegas.

I have friends that are always penny pinching, but they dress well and know how to converse with people/girls. They get pussy all the time and make it look easy. Conversation skills are key from what I gather.

[QUOTE=The Meal;31683683]At the tables last weekend a dealer relayed his (apparently first-hand) story from the MGM some number of months ago. It was early morning and he was returning to somewhere but as he was passing through he saw a lady of the night standing in line at the cage with a tournament T500 chip in hand, waiting to cash it out.

Now that's a well thought-out level.

And you can be damn sure next time I'm in Vegas I'm ratholing a meaningless tournament chip... just in case.[/QUOTE

When I was there in November I heard several people talking about that. I would never do it though. If a girl has sex for money she has no boundaries and there is no telling what her or her pimp would do yo you if they saw you after sticking her with the tchip

I think all hookers are part time thieves. Last summer my buddy was drunk beyond belief and had a girl in our room. She swore she wasnt a hooker and she did the deed with him without cash upfront. I dont know if she slipped him an ambien or he was just drunk enough but she got my friends watch, 800 in cash and although i locked everything i could up when i saw her, i forgot about my bose headphones and she got those. I don't suggest doing any of that crap but if you are determined to, go to eros.com and find one, they have reviews and they actually care about repeat business so wanna show you a good time, but again, its just not worth it, they almost all have VD among other things

why would you guys go to pros if you wanted a hooker? Those girls working the fast food line are young and cash starved. Just feel them out when you get your food and give them your card and ask them if they want to make an extra hundy after work. They'll jump all over it.

Or she will be underage or offended and then the cops will jump all over you.

I agree with this. The review sites are good places to find professional hooks who aren't going to rob you blind. I would disagree, though, that "almost all" have VDs. Some do for sure but I would think a ton of the girls with good reviews are disease free. Of course when you use these sites and these girls you are likely going to pay a higher premium. But $400-$500 is better than $200 and missing watches, cash, and headphones to me.

I like this story.

As has been mentioned, it's one of the oldest urban myths in the Vegas book.

Girls from escort review/community sites aren't necessarily going to run you $400-$500. Tons of girls from those sites are in the $100-$150 bracket for a hh or $200-$300 for an hour. Some might charge a little more to come to your room or have to go to the strip but for the most part you should be able to find a good looking girl with good safe reviews that will give you a fun time for under $300 for an hour. If you don't do any research and just take the first thing you see and agreeing to the first amount you are quoted then yeah you'll end up probably having to spend way too much money.

dont marry a woman who sucks in bed and your analogy goes out the window

Again..... don't meet-up w/ escorts in LV b/c they rely on tourists.... ie) no need for return business....so the way to maximize profit is to rip you off...either by up-selling or blatantly stealing/robbing.

In other cities, escorts maximize profits by building a steady book of regular customers...... so by being long-term greedy... they provide a better experience and are less likely try to rip your off (b/c or else you would never return!)

Read Super Freakonomics (The followup book to the original Freakonomics)..... and they have a whole chapter on it.

Cheers,

S

This thread sucks.

**** all of you for not realizing the awesomeness of spending a portion of found money on a girl you don't have to work on, doesn't say much at all, doesn't require any work(cause if you're doing it right, you maybe walk 2 blocks at most to your hotel room)and leaves once you are done ****ing.

Eros...work, planning, blah blah blah. **** that. Might as well put in the work to have a IRL relationship.

If I'm in Vegas, I wanna play poker, I wanna gamble, I wanna eat, I wanna drink, I wanna ****. End of story.

Any stories about anal with hookers? This amazes me that these girls would do that. Wouldn't there ass hole get real loose and saggy

Reminds me of the Beastie Boys song, She's Crafty.

Anyone have an idea what it's gonna set me back if I wanna PIHB?

I'm too afraid to even google what that means.

Put another way, do marry a woman who "sucks in bed," and your analogy goes out the window.

put it in her butt

I googled it and got something different.

Let's stay focused guys...anyone have a ballpark amount? I'm only out here till Sunday...