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Old 06-16-2012, 10:51 PM   #331
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Re: Hooker Hunting

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Does an a**ho*e or a pussy really feel that much better than your hand? It's mind boggling to me.
REALLY???
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Old 06-17-2012, 07:09 PM   #332
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Row 1 Column 4 wins sure. What do we think of row 4 column 6????
Kevin Bacon?!
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Old 06-17-2012, 10:45 PM   #333
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Nah, that's Pat Benatar if she never made it in the music biz.
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Old 06-18-2012, 04:23 PM   #334
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No one can get sex without paying for it. NO ONE. Just think about the last time you had sex for "free". How much time (in terms of day/weeks/months) did you invest in yourself to be the man that made the girl want to give you some?

You invest in education, you go out to build a fun social life, you buy cool clothes, you train at the gym, maybe you have a job for which you worked hard to get.

The bottom line is SEX. The ultimate goal of life is SEX. Sex leads to procreation and survival of the human species. If human were born as a double-sex and were able to replicate themselves by ****ing themselves, then there would be an "abundance" of "sex" and maybe then we'd be competing for a resource that was more scarce required to survive and replicate.

If someone told you right now that you will never have sex ever again for the rest of your life, would you care how much money you had, what clothes you wore on your back, how fancy of an apartment you owned? Okay maybe you would under certain circumstances. But if you had no offspring and was told you could never have sex again, then all else in life becomes meaningless.

Futurama episode where Fry makes out with Lucy Liu's clone illustrates this point perfectly.
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Old 06-18-2012, 04:38 PM   #335
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About a month ago we were walking through Cosmo late at night. Lots of grade A talent just walking down the main pathway in the Casino, clearly working. Seems to be a main drag for them these days. One particularly nice looking one caught my dirty old man stare, walked right over and started talking to me. I pawned her off on my friend, saying "he just won 2k playing blackjack, you will find him more interesting to talk to than me". Strangely enough, she did.
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Old 06-19-2012, 01:07 AM   #336
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So I went to an escort site and found a hot girl in my local area where she quoted $200 an hour non-negotiable. She also says that her rates are for companionship and modeling only, no particular activity. WTF?
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Old 06-19-2012, 04:01 AM   #337
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Thats because prostitition is ILLEGAL.. They're not gonna say you're paying for sex
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Old 06-20-2012, 10:11 PM   #338
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I had been drinking last year and was on the walkway by Ballys. I saw an obvious working girl walking in my direction. She said "Hey baby, want to have a good time". I looked at her and said "Sure give me 200 bucks and I will do anything you like" She looked puzzled, then laughed and was on her way.
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:18 AM   #339
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I had been drinking last year and was on the walkway by Ballys. I saw an obvious working girl walking in my direction. She said "Hey baby, want to have a good time". I looked at her and said "Sure give me 200 bucks and I will do anything you like" She looked puzzled, then laughed and was on her way.
That joke is neither funny nor original. Guys use the same, tired jokes in the strip club too.

I'm fairly certain that you didn't puzzle or amuse her. She was just being nice, pretending like you were.
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:27 PM   #340
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I thought it was funny.
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Old 06-22-2012, 02:23 PM   #341
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Fremont st is loaded with some ugly ass prostitutes at every bar sitting alone drinking something with a dead stare in their eyes.
One was kind of cute with like teal hair. Well she may have been an art student, hard to tell.

Saw a pro riding an elevator with a dude at the Rio. Fugly Asian chick.

Was riding in an elevator with my (hot) friend. Who obviously couldn't be my gf in the old man's eye. He was winking at me and blatantly gave her his room number and said come see me next.

F U I COULD HIT THAT ... maybe...
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Old 08-27-2012, 06:48 PM   #342
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I was walking @ around 5 am between the Wynn & Encore in that plaza/mall thing they got going on, minding my own business (there was no one in there), mentally reviewing.

Behind be some voice goes "Pssst" close enough I thought about just throwing a punch before I remembered where I was. Turn around and some chick in a thigh high black glimmery dress says "where you going?" I knew she was a hooker at that point, but was so pissed at the way she "jumped" me that I kept walking and giving her a line of **** like I was sorta' interested. I thought I'd give her the blow-off @ the valet.

Got to the Encore entrance and there were a bunch of security guards, just standing there looking around the corner on the left side of the mall entrance. She walked right up to them, exchanged what I guess were pleasantries, and kept walking. I caught all this as I was on my way out on the right to the valet.

I've been wondering if that wasn't some sort of sting. Do those things happen in the casinos, often? That chick was good-looking (by my standards, an 8 or so, may have rated higher (or lower) naked, if you know what I mean), but came out of nowhere and was very, very persistent; stupid but dogged usually describes LE in these situations, in my opinion. Plus, those guards were clearly anticipating something coming out of that hallway.
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Old 08-28-2012, 11:40 AM   #343
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I doubt Wynn would be okay with prostitution stings taking place on their property.

Prostitutes tend to be more pushy than the regular girls who ignore you.
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Old 08-28-2012, 11:50 AM   #344
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can someone please post some real pictures of some of the good looking vegas hookers? thanks!
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Old 08-28-2012, 12:25 PM   #345
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can someone please post some real pictures of some of the good looking vegas hookers? thanks!
Hhtp://hhprivatecollection.com/models.html

This probably violates dozens of twoplustwo rules.
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