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Charlie Sheen will become known as the wisest philosopher of our time...

Watching reruns of 2 1/2 Men as I read this and there are several good lines of wisdom that his character dishes out on this show. It's for humor's sake but there is truth behind most jokes.

Drunken mid-west farm girls. They are not mean, clean and their boxes are pristine.

Not from the midwest, are you?

can you get banned for hooker stories?

Absolutely not.

i love the pro hunting in vegas, its way better than gambling, and is not nearly as costly.

To everyone that thinks vegas is a bad place to do this you are dead wrong. Vegas is the best place to hunt this species, the only problem is their market value is artificially inflated to to increased demand and the general degeneracy in the air.

I get at least 1 everytime i'm in vegas and have had the best one of my life out there.

My one time to Vegas (this June), I went with a buddy and we stayed at Caesar's (free, plus an upgrade to Octavius) but the first night they only had a 1 bed room and there was "a chance" they could get a 2 bed room for the remainder of the week. We got in late (3 am) thanks to AirTran and I guess they gave the 2 Bed room away already. They said to check back around noon, and quickly too, before they reassign available rooms or whatever. I was there to play poker and left the first morning before 10 am for a tournament at Golden Nugget while he was completely passed out when I left. My buddy texts me around 12:15 and says he got us a 2 Bed room, he moved our stuff, and to meet him at the pool to get the new key card.

When I meet up with him he says "it's a good thing too...." and goes on to say that I wouldn't have wanted to sleep in the bed again after he banged a prostitute that morning. "There are probably stains all over those sheets and a few other places in the room too, hahaha!" My response was something to the effect of "??? Whaaaaaa...???" I mean who wakes up after 10 am for their first day of a SEVEN day trip in Vegas and calls a hooker? He does. Anyways, his next comment is "Sorry buddy, I won't be able to play much poker with you, that set me back over a G, but it was totally worth it." Not being familiar in the going rates of hookers, but thinking that's too much money, I ask him why so much and if it was worth it. He says "she was phenomenal" (a 10/10 or close to it) and that "she worked hard at getting me off... like it was her one goal in life, to satisfy me, to pleasure me... then I still had some time left and we went at it again." He dates some very attractive girls, and had no problem the rest of the week bringing back a couple more free ones, but he wanted to "start off with a bang" (literally) with an expert/ professional.

I never asked him what he would've done if they couldn't get us a 2 Bed room...

senior year of college i went with a group of buddies to vegas for a weekend. staid at the bellagio but unfortunately they could only give me and my roommate a king bed.

anyway, completely **** faced he comes back and sets his mind on getting a hooker but i won't let him because i don't want crabs in my bed. anyway, he calls the front desk and gets a cot rolled up to the room (remember he is barely coherent) and wheels it into their quite large bathroom.

then he goes and trolls the floor till he finds a lovely lass and takes her in and for 12 mins he bangs her on the cot in the in the bathroom.

i laughed for like 2 days straight.

i will now be laughing for 2 days straight

I had no idea that bar was literally known among poker players as the hooker bar but I've never once been at or been walking by that bar(or the other one by the seafood buffet) and NOT been approached by hookers.

Not a Vegas story but it fits the bill.

I'm in Nawlins for the WSOP circuit event a few years ago when after busting in one of the ring events my buddy and I are degenning at the 3/6 limit table and decide to go play some blackjack instead. As we are walking to the Blackjack table something catches his eye and he starts to peel off when he looks back and says "I'll meet you over there."

He never shows in an hour or more so I bolt off drunk with my black jack winnings. I get to our room and the door is kinda cracked open, not shut all the way. I roll in and see him shirtless under the covers all passed out looking. As I rummage around looking for something to smoke on, he wakes up kinda drunk and happy like. He doesn't really say anything just lights a cigarette, leans on the wall in his bed and listens to me tell him what a champ I am at blackjack. I pass out shortly after.

The next morning I wake up and can't find my watch. "I know it was right here, I left it here when I went to the casino." He wakes up smiling again and lights a cigarette. And proceeds to sit there, smoking his Came and watch me muck about the room looking for my watch. About the time I get management on the phone to accuse the maids of stealing it I also find a used condom on the floor partly under his bed and as I start to mention it to the manager, my buddy hangs up the call.

"She stole it", he says, and proceeds to tell me how he picked up this cute lil Vietnamese thing when we were headed to the BJ table. Apparently he passed out on her during the event and she stole my watch. Said, "I guess that condom came off in my sleep."

Which bar is it?

Also, no offense intended but do you look over 35, maybe a little overweight or balding, but wearing a nice watch or otherwise dressed in a way it is clear that you are well off? Just wondering.

Amazingly I've spent probably more than four month all together at the Rio, passing the "Hooker Bar" most days at all times of the day/night, and never with certainty identified just one professional female at the bar or in its immediate vicinity.

Whereas I have been propositioned numerous times at other Vegas venues.

What are the odds?

Get a fancier watch?

Got robbed while visiting vegas in 2008. Met girl 98 percent hooker for sure, got ruffied, woke about blacked out with vague memory of her asking my pin and looking for a pencil in the bathroom. My roomate were in the room and like why did you bring that black chick back and I had no clue. It's sunday and wallet is empty except ID's, somehow catch my flight and don't check my bank account till Monday. Had 8 or so and it was now -1500. Turns out she went to 83 different walmarts, cvs' etc bought something cheap and got max cash back for 14 hours straight, also took out of ATM's. Hired lawyer expecting to win obv given it was a sunday, the bank should have stopped transactions over $500, etc etc etc. 3 months later I found out I lost. ***** vegas and the scum there. I wasn't even that drunk when I met her but knew I had been ruffied the min I woke up. Never felt anything like that.

Did you let the girl buy you a drink or something? Wtf?

$1,500 / 14 hours = $107 per hour.

Not a bad hourly, but I guess you really have to include the time it took her to "seduce" and drug you, the cost of the roofie, etc., bringing the net clearly below $100 per hour.

Impressive commitment - must be a tough way to make an easy dollar

You don't math very good

You don't do English very well.

My method for identifying them is to look for a girl drinking a non alcoholic beverage at the bar. Ime it's a hooker 90% of the time, at least in Vegas.

Care to elaborate?

Just curious about how you - short of actually hearing the order being placed - assess the BAC (Beverage Alcohol Content, right?) in a bar patrons' beverage?

Had 8 or so and it was now -1500

To me that's 8K gone and 1500 in overdraft...she skated with 9500