What's a stip club?

I see what you did there. Pun, a play on words.

It's not that big a deal. You simply need to adjust for the wind and lead them a little bit.

REALLY???

Kevin Bacon?!

Nah, that's Pat Benatar if she never made it in the music biz.

No one can get sex without paying for it. NO ONE. Just think about the last time you had sex for "free". How much time (in terms of day/weeks/months) did you invest in yourself to be the man that made the girl want to give you some?

You invest in education, you go out to build a fun social life, you buy cool clothes, you train at the gym, maybe you have a job for which you worked hard to get.

The bottom line is SEX. The ultimate goal of life is SEX. Sex leads to procreation and survival of the human species. If human were born as a double-sex and were able to replicate themselves by ****ing themselves, then there would be an "abundance" of "sex" and maybe then we'd be competing for a resource that was more scarce required to survive and replicate.

If someone told you right now that you will never have sex ever again for the rest of your life, would you care how much money you had, what clothes you wore on your back, how fancy of an apartment you owned? Okay maybe you would under certain circumstances. But if you had no offspring and was told you could never have sex again, then all else in life becomes meaningless.

Futurama episode where Fry makes out with Lucy Liu's clone illustrates this point perfectly.

About a month ago we were walking through Cosmo late at night. Lots of grade A talent just walking down the main pathway in the Casino, clearly working. Seems to be a main drag for them these days. One particularly nice looking one caught my dirty old man stare, walked right over and started talking to me. I pawned her off on my friend, saying "he just won 2k playing blackjack, you will find him more interesting to talk to than me". Strangely enough, she did.

So I went to an escort site and found a hot girl in my local area where she quoted $200 an hour non-negotiable. She also says that her rates are for companionship and modeling only, no particular activity. WTF?

Thats because prostitition is ILLEGAL.. They're not gonna say you're paying for sex

I had been drinking last year and was on the walkway by Ballys. I saw an obvious working girl walking in my direction. She said "Hey baby, want to have a good time". I looked at her and said "Sure give me 200 bucks and I will do anything you like" She looked puzzled, then laughed and was on her way.

That joke is neither funny nor original. Guys use the same, tired jokes in the strip club too.

I'm fairly certain that you didn't puzzle or amuse her. She was just being nice, pretending like you were.

I thought it was funny.

Fremont st is loaded with some ugly ass prostitutes at every bar sitting alone drinking something with a dead stare in their eyes.
One was kind of cute with like teal hair. Well she may have been an art student, hard to tell.

Saw a pro riding an elevator with a dude at the Rio. Fugly Asian chick.

Was riding in an elevator with my (hot) friend. Who obviously couldn't be my gf in the old man's eye. He was winking at me and blatantly gave her his room number and said come see me next.

F U I COULD HIT THAT ... maybe...

I was walking @ around 5 am between the Wynn & Encore in that plaza/mall thing they got going on, minding my own business (there was no one in there), mentally reviewing.

Behind be some voice goes "Pssst" close enough I thought about just throwing a punch before I remembered where I was. Turn around and some chick in a thigh high black glimmery dress says "where you going?" I knew she was a hooker at that point, but was so pissed at the way she "jumped" me that I kept walking and giving her a line of **** like I was sorta' interested. I thought I'd give her the blow-off @ the valet.

Got to the Encore entrance and there were a bunch of security guards, just standing there looking around the corner on the left side of the mall entrance. She walked right up to them, exchanged what I guess were pleasantries, and kept walking. I caught all this as I was on my way out on the right to the valet.

I've been wondering if that wasn't some sort of sting. Do those things happen in the casinos, often? That chick was good-looking (by my standards, an 8 or so, may have rated higher (or lower) naked, if you know what I mean), but came out of nowhere and was very, very persistent; stupid but dogged usually describes LE in these situations, in my opinion. Plus, those guards were clearly anticipating something coming out of that hallway.

I doubt Wynn would be okay with prostitution stings taking place on their property.

Prostitutes tend to be more pushy than the regular girls who ignore you.

can someone please post some real pictures of some of the good looking vegas hookers? thanks!

Hhtp://hhprivatecollection.com/models.html

This probably violates dozens of twoplustwo rules.

Holy hell. Some of those girls are 1k an hour. When I used to live in Costa Rica, 50-60 bucks gets you a similar chick. In Thailand, you can make it happen with 30.

Some of those girls are definitely hot, but not worth the prices they're charging, IMO.

Katana, are you the same dude who run the "ask me about banging hookers in thailand" in BBVLife?

Nah, I never lived in Thailand. Visited there earlier this year though. That is one place where anything you could ever want, you could get.

I could possibly start a "ask me anything about living in costa rica" thread. My input on hookers there is limited though, I had a girlfriend the majority of the time, which in retrospect, probably cost me more.

any hooker hunter know Vegas is probably the worst place 4 that !

I know he's a big wheel and all, but I doubt that he'd have much to say about if they decided to do so. Though I imagine the political pressure would make it very unlikely.


LOL, don't know if the dig was intentional or not, but it was accurate. Touche =-)

My advice would be to use google look up any agency with more than 10 girls. Call them up, tell the lady you want a european (give the name.. You might have to book in advance a day or so). Let the lady know you are going to pay 200 dollars an hour and don't want any gimmicks/rate hikes. Also let me know if the wrong girl shows up you are refusing service. Before the girl gets to your room she fend to call you. Make sure at that time you have your money in the safe/money hidden. I would suggest you have 200 ready and 300 backup. When she first comes in the door she might ask for your drivers license, she might ask if your a cop. Feel free to show her your DL and pull your pants down. She's gonna get on the phone and call the broker. After that lay down the law.. let her know your only paying 200 per hour.. what the 2nd hour discount rate is, and how much for the entire night. The most your paying for the entire night should be 500. After that and before you pay her make sure its full service and not some bid where the most she will do is j you off. I'm not an expert but I have gotten a couple escorts before.

"I'm not an expert but I did bang a hooker at a Holiday Inn Express last night."