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Old 03-02-2012, 07:34 AM   #166
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You MUST look like crap :-)
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Old 03-02-2012, 09:38 AM   #167
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I must give off an anti-hooker vibe. I've been going to vegas for the last 27 years and if you add up all the time I've spent there, it may approach a full year. In all that time, I've only been propositioned once. I never notice hookers. I'm never looking for hookers per se, but my eyes constantly drift toward the best looking women in the vicinity. I just thought it would be obvious, guess I dont know what to look for or what I'm looking at.
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Well when he started going, hookers were older and would not touch younger guys. Now the hookers are younger and will not touch older guys.
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Old 03-02-2012, 04:38 PM   #168
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I must give off an anti-hooker vibe. I've been going to vegas for the last 27 years and if you add up all the time I've spent there, it may approach a full year. In all that time, I've only been propositioned once. I never notice hookers. I'm never looking for hookers per se, but my eyes constantly drift toward the best looking women in the vicinity. I just thought it would be obvious, guess I dont know what to look for or what I'm looking at.
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Old 03-03-2012, 04:00 PM   #169
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Haha Eco74, I was thinking the same thing.
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Old 03-03-2012, 04:27 PM   #170
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Ha! I knew that was coming, I left myself wide open for that, touche'
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:13 AM   #171
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I've never been with a hooker ( thought about it many times) but I've gotta imagine that getting it on with a chick who wants to and one who doesn't is a world of difference. And having been in a five year relationship I know that there's also a big difference between that first month or two and then afterwards occasionally going through the motions. But still I just imagine the hooker thing to be kinda ice cold. Anyone have any good hooker experiences?
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:32 AM   #172
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I've never been with a hooker ( thought about it many times) but I've gotta imagine that getting it on with a chick who wants to and one who doesn't is a world of difference. And having been in a five year relationship I know that there's also a big difference between that first month or two and then afterwards occasionally going through the motions. But still I just imagine the hooker thing to be kinda ice cold. Anyone have any good hooker experiences?
Not even on a bowling alley, but that is a different kind of hooker experience.
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Old 03-04-2012, 10:54 AM   #173
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Real problem with the hooker experience is the need for a condom.
And lets face it, sex is never as good with the glove. A hard Cack needs a wet pussseee
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Old 03-04-2012, 11:07 AM   #174
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rule of thumb, if the girl is way to hot for you, shes a hoker

best way to spot a working girl- if shes walking really slowly kinda playing with her phone, looking like she needs to be somewhere/meet someone, but its clear that shes full of ****. if she turns and smiles at you, probably a hooker

either that or im not that good looking..
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Old 03-04-2012, 12:00 PM   #175
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I moved too Vegas from Chicago 8 years ago....you dont have too pay too get laid here...LOOK like you have a little cash,dont smell too bad,and carry a convo and you can bang just about any local chick............at least thats what I found
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Old 03-04-2012, 12:09 PM   #176
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Anyone have any good hooker experiences?
I also want to hear some good ones where guys didn't get completely ripped off by the hooker. Do these stories exist?
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Old 03-04-2012, 01:45 PM   #177
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I also want to hear some good ones where guys didn't get completely ripped off by the hooker. Do these stories exist?
Sit at Bellagio $20-40LHE at 7pm.

Cash out at midnight with a $1000 win.

Stroll over to Venetian for some late night Noodles Asia(or whatever, I just happen to like walking and Noodles Asia).

Eat food, drink beer, walk back along strip.

Hit up IP, Osheas, or whatever's cheap for some $5 craps. Drink moar beer.

Walk out on strip again. Approach Flamingo.

See PYT. Make eye contact. PYT approaches.

PYT asks for $500. Do not counter. Just say, "oh thats way too much for me".

PYT counters herself at $300. Recounter at $100. Settle at $200(trust me on this).

Head up to room. Make sure monies go into safe.

Pound one out. PYT leaves. Sleep. Life profit.
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Old 03-04-2012, 01:51 PM   #178
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I've never been with a hooker ( thought about it many times) but I've gotta imagine that getting it on with a chick who wants to and one who doesn't is a world of difference. And having been in a five year relationship I know that there's also a big difference between that first month or two and then afterwards occasionally going through the motions. But still I just imagine the hooker thing to be kinda ice cold. Anyone have any good hooker experiences?
You have your choice of these two dining experiences:

1. Highly-rated restaurant with a very well-regarded chef, who is there to make a living and does it well.

2. Home-cooked dinner from your wife, who is a terrible cook but loves making you dinner.

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Old 03-04-2012, 01:55 PM   #179
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I've never been with a hooker ( thought about it many times) but I've gotta imagine that getting it on with a chick who wants to and one who doesn't is a world of difference. And having been in a five year relationship I know that there's also a big difference between that first month or two and then afterwards occasionally going through the motions. But still I just imagine the hooker thing to be kinda ice cold. Anyone have any good hooker experiences?
Stop being an emotional vagina?
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Old 03-04-2012, 03:02 PM   #180
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I've never been with a hooker ( thought about it many times) but I've gotta imagine that getting it on with a chick who wants to and one who doesn't is a world of difference. And having been in a five year relationship I know that there's also a big difference between that first month or two and then afterwards occasionally going through the motions. But still I just imagine the hooker thing to be kinda ice cold. Anyone have any good hooker experiences?
The fact that they don't enjoy it makes it even better for me. I also like the haute cuisine analogy.
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