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Old 04-17-2012, 10:44 AM   #276
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Pretty young thing. Guess you're not a Michael Jackson fan.
WOW, PYT sounds really dirty old manish. How bout from now on we use TWV?
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Old 04-17-2012, 10:56 AM   #277
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Maybe we can round a few dozen of these PYT for the 2+2 party @ MGM this summer... Let the prop bets begin!
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Old 04-17-2012, 11:09 AM   #278
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Pretty young thing. Guess you're not a Michael Jackson fan.
Never understood why that male wrestling tag team used PYT as their entrance music.
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Old 04-17-2012, 11:48 AM   #279
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Why pay for a hooker? If you cant get laid just jerk off. I'll never understand why people pay for sex. It's like guys who go gay in prison. Does an a**ho*e or a pussy really feel that much better than your hand? It's mind boggling to me.
Money is relative.
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Old 04-17-2012, 11:49 AM   #280
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WOW, PYT sounds really dirty old manish. How bout from now on we use TWV?
It sorta is. Do you think 23 year old dudes regularly pop $200 for sex?
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Old 04-17-2012, 01:29 PM   #281
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WOW, PYT sounds really dirty old manish. How bout from now on we use TWV?
Well since nobody asked Ill just tell. TWV means The Walking Vagina. Thank you all for your time.
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Old 04-17-2012, 04:58 PM   #282
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Well since nobody asked Ill just tell. TWV means The Walking Vagina. Thank you all for your time.
You know what makes jokes funnier? Explaining them.
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Old 04-18-2012, 02:02 PM   #283
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With a friend of mine who is much older than me, seeing a PYT down the road..

friend: Look at that woman, she has legs, she is redundant!
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Old 04-18-2012, 09:38 PM   #284
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Anybody seriously considering the comfort of a professional woman needs to broaden their horizons, obtain a passport, and go adventuring.
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Old 04-18-2012, 10:46 PM   #285
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I read a lot about prostitutes in las vegas going to hotels etc but I was looking for a place where you can go and choose between some girls and stay with her in there, is some kind of place like that near the strip in las vegas? Thanks.
Um yeah it's called any casino in las Vegas.

Here's the drill. At 1 am, go to the central bar at any casino. Sit down and have a drink. Look around. You will see some pretty women who assiduously avoid eye contact. Those are tourists. You will also see women who will make eye contact with you, and smile. They are working.

Remember, the customer is always right. "I'm looking for a 20'ish Asian chick with Thai features.". You will surely find it if you seek, for you have no idea how many women in Vegas are eager to be your new best friend. Really!

But if you want the traditional hoe-house experience you have to go to pahrump (yes, it's actually called that) and you can get hooked up.

To repeat. Any woman in las Vegas, nv who acknowledges your presence is working.

Please be nice to these women. They are human beings. Yeah I've met some lunatics but I've also met a lot of women who are intelligent and funny and Lawd knows they are comfortable with their sexuality. You have not lived until you've been to a tittie bar with a bunch of drunk courtesans, but I guess that's a story for another day

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Old 04-18-2012, 11:05 PM   #286
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Anybody seriously considering the comfort of a professional woman needs to broaden their horizons, obtain a passport, and go adventuring.
Great. I'll go find some prissy little Methodist I can take out to dinner to the tune of $200 and then tickets to Phantom for God knows what and then hope for some condescending dry hand job. Or I can hook up with some lunatic blonde fun-girl who actually knows how to suck a ****, for roughly about half the money, and then she goes the **** away unless I call her again, and in any event couldn't give two ****s whether I remembered our anniversary, let alone cut me off because I forgot, because all she really wants is to have me call her and get down to the suckin as quickly as possible. What the **** was I thinking? I should be looking for true love. I should spend more time talking to her mother than plastering her up against the floor-to-ceiling windows at the Wynn with my dick.

Look. My buddy just got divorced after ten years of marriage. The total package cost him so much, that for every time that fat, whiny bitch gave it up, he could have had two-- two!-- sleek sexy babies and a room at the Wynn.

Yeah romance is fun. But I'll tell you a secret. An exquisitely perfect blow job is fun, too. I'm just sayin
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Old 04-19-2012, 12:49 AM   #287
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To repeat. Any woman in las Vegas, nv who acknowledges your presence is working.
That's an over generalization. Try any woman who is totally out of your league and acknowledges your presence.

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Great. I'll go find some prissy little Methodist I can take out to dinner to the tune of $200 and then tickets to Phantom for God knows what and then hope for some condescending dry hand job. Or I can hook up with some lunatic blonde fun-girl who actually knows how to suck a ****, for roughly about half the money, and then she goes the **** away unless I call her again, and in any event couldn't give two ****s whether I remembered our anniversary, let alone cut me off because I forgot, because all she really wants is to have me call her and get down to the suckin as quickly as possible. What the **** was I thinking? I should be looking for true love. I should spend more time talking to her mother than plastering her up against the floor-to-ceiling windows at the Wynn with my dick.

Look. My buddy just got divorced after ten years of marriage. The total package cost him so much, that for every time that fat, whiny bitch gave it up, he could have had two-- two!-- sleek sexy babies and a room at the Wynn.

Yeah romance is fun. But I'll tell you a secret. An exquisitely perfect blow job is fun, too. I'm just sayin
I'm pretty sure he meant go bank some hookers in Europe.
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Old 04-19-2012, 08:21 AM   #288
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That's an over generalization. Try any woman who is totally out of your league and acknowledges your presence.



I'm pretty sure he meant go bank some hookers in Europe.
Or South/Central America. Or Asia. Africa is probably a little extreme but you can go there too. You're looking at a significant discount and you get to travel a bit.
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:44 AM   #289
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Or South/Central America. Or Asia. Africa is probably a little extreme but you can go there too. You're looking at a significant discount and you get to travel a bit.
Not only is money relative, so is time.
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Old 04-20-2012, 04:41 AM   #290
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Well, they do call that one bar in the Rio the Hooker Bar.
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... and after literally spending months at the Rio I have still to see just one single specimen.

The Orleans, on the other hand ... aged to perfection, or at least to $20 for a quickie
We'll I'll have to agree with McMelchior. I think the hooker bar at the Rio can officially be called The Hookerless Bar.

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Zero pics
This thread is approaching 300 posts, is about hookers, and still not pictures of any said hookers. And nobody has snapped pictures of random hooks they have seen, fondled in the casino.

Choose from any one of these booking photos boys:


By the way here is a pic from OP's trip to Vegas after he got banned from 2+2:
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If you want a hook then call one of these girls I guess. It's probably your best bet. Don't catch the HERP!
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Old 04-20-2012, 05:49 AM   #291
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serious lol at smiling big in a mug shot.

Ex's: Row 1 Seat 4 and Row 2 Seat 3
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Old 04-20-2012, 01:38 PM   #292
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You have not lived until you've been to a tittie bar with a bunch of drunk courtesans, but I guess that's a story for another day
It's another day. Go.
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Old 04-20-2012, 01:51 PM   #293
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Only hot prostitute from that photo is top left corner, but I imagine she might not look as good in person

And +1 to the girls who look funny smiling in their mug shots

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Old 04-20-2012, 02:39 PM   #294
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serious lol at smiling big in a mug shot.

Ex's: Row 1 Seat 4 and Row 2 Seat 3
They are doing it so they can use them for their publicity stills.

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Old 04-20-2012, 03:03 PM   #295
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Note those are only the hookers that got caught, aka stupid ones.
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Old 04-20-2012, 06:22 PM   #296
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LV is one of the few places in the world where law enforcement prefers to arrest the ladies instead of the johns.

Hmm... I wonder why?
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:06 PM   #297
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******* for president!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:09 PM   #298
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Row 1 Column 4 wins sure. What do we think of row 4 column 6????
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:39 PM   #299
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Row 1 Column 4 wins sure. What do we think of row 4 column 6????
Wins what? The meth awards? Those aren't until October.
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Old 04-21-2012, 01:55 PM   #300
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Row 1 Column 4 wins sure. What do we think of row 4 column 6????
Pat Benatar really has let herself go?
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