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Old 03-21-2012, 09:11 PM   #251
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LOL! And yes, it would be a waste. I'm in a great relationship and wouldn't look twice at another guy.

But seriously, wouldn't most NORMAL guys want to keep their money for other things? Like car stereos and high-def t.v.'s? I can understand spending $50 or $100 for an hour or two of sex...but not more than that. I guess if you want something that badly, you're willing to pay whatever price to get it. I'm that way with chocolate.
The value of money is relative...
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:16 PM   #252
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Lol @ a women explaining the value of sex to men. We would still be living in caves and wiping our asses with leaves if it wasn't for the male sex drive.
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Old 03-21-2012, 11:07 PM   #253
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But seriously, wouldn't most NORMAL guys want to keep their money for other things? Like car stereos and high-def t.v.'s? I can understand spending $50 or $100 for an hour or two of sex...but not more than that. I guess if you want something that badly, you're willing to pay whatever price to get it. I'm that way with chocolate.
The ONLY reason guys spend money on other things is to try and trick woman into sleeping with them. The more expensive the car, stereo, tv, boat, etc... the more they are hoping some woman, somewhere, will find that impressive.

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Old 03-22-2012, 03:20 PM   #254
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I saw many girls that I wish were prostitutes downtown. Since I was with my lady I couldn't ask how much for anal.
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Old 03-23-2012, 02:15 AM   #255
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I found one who took it in the butt. She cost $600. Was well worth it.
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Old 03-28-2012, 01:38 AM   #256
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Yes, it took a lot of email/texts back and forth and a ton of screening. (ie. the point was to find UNLV students in need of $, not some pro answering our ad). A google voice account is very good for that (gets you a second set of phone number that you can text with.), but it was waaaay worth it in the end, b/c those girls were a) not jaded professionals who hated man, and had fun with us instead b) waaay cheaper.
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yeah a girl who is NOT a hooker is a whole lot more fun to spend time with, i do not understand why any guy whose got a wife or gf would ever waste his money on hookers or strip clubs, when he can get all the love and affection he wants daily free of charge. girlfriends will do so much more for u than hookers will to get u off. its not just that i have such a tiny bankroll that keeps me away from wasting money on hookers. its the fact they are never around at 7-9am and have already gone home and thats usually when im done for the night and ready to go relax in my room. its the fact only a few offer a true GFE and kiss on the lips without thinking its too intimate. and those usually cost a lot more, except for some down and out poor women on the street, who i cant ever get because i dont have the car to drive around looking for them. if i ever do theres a redhead named vanessa i want to meet someday ive heard good things about on certain forums who hangs out near 14th and fremont market. and reading reviews on hookers forums is very helpful in knowing whose willing to DFK and GFE and wont rip u off.

would love to just find guys coming into vegas who know how to meet women who will find the woman for me (regular affectionate women who arent hookers but still want a man), and in return ill stake em into the poker games when they are broke. but this isnt something ill be doing anytime soon, it will be when im far far better off financially. too many hookers dislike men intensely and only like women although they try and hide this from their clients.
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Old 03-28-2012, 02:17 AM   #257
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I had to look up what DFK meant, I was disappointed it wasn't something dirtier.
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Old 03-28-2012, 02:19 AM   #258
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hooker! didn't even know her!
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Old 03-28-2012, 07:42 AM   #259
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yeah a girl who is NOT a hooker is a whole lot more fun to spend time with, i do not understand why any guy whose got a wife or gf would ever waste his money on hookers or strip clubs, when he can get all the love and affection he wants daily free of charge. girlfriends will do so much more for u than hookers will to get u off. its not just that i have such a tiny bankroll that keeps me away from wasting money on hookers. its the fact they are never around at 7-9am and have already gone home and thats usually when im done for the night and ready to go relax in my room. its the fact only a few offer a true GFE and kiss on the lips without thinking its too intimate. and those usually cost a lot more, except for some down and out poor women on the street, who i cant ever get because i dont have the car to drive around looking for them. if i ever do theres a redhead named vanessa i want to meet someday ive heard good things about on certain forums who hangs out near 14th and fremont market. and reading reviews on hookers forums is very helpful in knowing whose willing to DFK and GFE and wont rip u off.

would love to just find guys coming into vegas who know how to meet women who will find the woman for me (regular affectionate women who arent hookers but still want a man), and in return ill stake em into the poker games when they are broke. but this isnt something ill be doing anytime soon, it will be when im far far better off financially. too many hookers dislike men intensely and only like women although they try and hide this from their clients.
I don't know if they were hookers, but I took a coworker to a strip club for his 21st birthday years ago and we ran into two of the hardest edged women I've ever been around and they were young, too. I'd feel sorry if any guy was one of their boyfriends.
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Old 03-28-2012, 12:21 PM   #260
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yeah a girl who is NOT a hooker is a whole lot more fun to spend time with, i do not understand why any guy whose got a wife or gf would ever waste his money on hookers or strip clubs, when he can get all the love and affection he wants daily free of charge. girlfriends will do so much more for u than hookers will to get u off. its not just that i have such a tiny bankroll that keeps me away from wasting money on hookers. its the fact they are never around at 7-9am and have already gone home and thats usually when im done for the night and ready to go relax in my room. its the fact only a few offer a true GFE and kiss on the lips without thinking its too intimate. and those usually cost a lot more, except for some down and out poor women on the street, who i cant ever get because i dont have the car to drive around looking for them. if i ever do theres a redhead named vanessa i want to meet someday ive heard good things about on certain forums who hangs out near 14th and fremont market. and reading reviews on hookers forums is very helpful in knowing whose willing to DFK and GFE and wont rip u off.

would love to just find guys coming into vegas who know how to meet women who will find the woman for me (regular affectionate women who arent hookers but still want a man), and in return ill stake em into the poker games when they are broke. but this isnt something ill be doing anytime soon, it will be when im far far better off financially. too many hookers dislike men intensely and only like women although they try and hide this from their clients.
TBC never disappoints. I kind of want him to hi-jack every thread with this stuff.
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Old 03-28-2012, 01:10 PM   #261
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Erotic review was bull****. Called agency. Hang on we'll check u out. Call back. U don't check out. There's no info on you. No **** Sherlock first time paying for sex. Uh sorry. What the? You're telling me this is just like trying to get a job for the first time? F that.
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Old 03-28-2012, 03:06 PM   #262
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Erotic review was bull****. Called agency. Hang on we'll check u out. Call back. U don't check out. There's no info on you. No **** Sherlock first time paying for sex. Uh sorry. What the? You're telling me this is just like trying to get a job for the first time? F that.
lol i have the worst resume in the world
ive had friends ask for help with their resume and just used to laugh at them and tell them that lucky for me bodog and the borgata dont check resumes so i really find this hilarious
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Old 03-28-2012, 04:37 PM   #263
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lol i have the worst resume in the world
ive had friends ask for help with their resume and just used to laugh at them and tell them that lucky for me bodog and the borgata dont check resumes so i really find this hilarious
I don't even understand what you're talking about. What kind of background check could they possibly be doing?

[ ] is or has ever been or been associated with law enforcement
[ ] has any history of violence whatsoever
[ ] has done this before

What am I missing? If the third one is a requirement then wtf?
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Old 04-01-2012, 05:52 PM   #264
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I also want to hear some good ones where guys didn't get completely ripped off by the hooker. Do these stories exist?
long time lurker on this site, just came across this thread. ive had many experiences with escorts in las vegas and reno and other cities. in vegas i have seen ladies from the ads handed out on the street, (one was great, saw her a second time on my next trip, and one was a rip off, this was several years ago, wouldn't try that route again) also let myself get picked up by a "casino girl" at the golden nugget, hot but not worth the $500 i paid her (the bar by the poker room was where the ladies hung out, not sure if that's all the time. also saw 2 ladies i found on theeroticreview.com. both were excellent.

as far as the gentleman who wants anal (ive never wanted this myself) some ladies do it and it will be on their website, it might say "trip to greek isles add $100.00

i will check back here if there are other questions i will try to answer them.
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Old 04-01-2012, 06:29 PM   #265
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how many times do I have to tell you guys....go to lvfever.com and read the reviews you will never have a prob with getting ripped off
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Old 04-01-2012, 09:12 PM   #266
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Why pay for a hooker? If you cant get laid just jerk off. I'll never understand why people pay for sex. It's like guys who go gay in prison. Does an a**ho*e or a pussy really feel that much better than your hand? It's mind boggling to me.
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Old 04-01-2012, 11:11 PM   #267
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how many times do I have to tell you guys....go to lvfever.com and read the reviews you will never have a prob with getting ripped off
Guess I missed this. Glad you reposted!!
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Old 04-02-2012, 12:00 PM   #268
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Why pay for a hooker? If you cant get laid just jerk off. I'll never understand why people pay for sex. It's like guys who go gay in prison. Does an a**ho*e or a pussy really feel that much better than your hand? It's mind boggling to me.
Prison sex itt.
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Old 04-02-2012, 07:55 PM   #269
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Why pay for a hooker? If you cant get laid just jerk off. I'll never understand why people pay for sex. It's like guys who go gay in prison. Does an a**ho*e or a pussy really feel that much better than your hand? It's mind boggling to me.
This post really made me laugh, no real reason but it is funny, good job Teebor.
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Old 04-10-2012, 02:22 AM   #270
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Why pay for a hooker? If you cant get laid just jerk off. I'll never understand why people pay for sex. It's like guys who go gay in prison. Does an a**ho*e or a pussy really feel that much better than your hand? It's mind boggling to me.
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:45 PM   #271
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Re: Hooker Hunting

Wow this thread is pure hilarity gold.

To the guy talking about your hand vs. a guy's butthole, I'm reminded of this saying:

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Happy hunting guys!
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Old 04-11-2012, 02:25 PM   #272
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You can take home a S. Rhino girl for $1500, so um...I've heard.
$1500 for a Rhino girl? haha.

Just flash your "2+2 big size dic" at the club and the girls will come to ya.
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Old 04-16-2012, 01:38 PM   #273
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Sit at Bellagio $20-40LHE at 7pm.

Cash out at midnight with a $1000 win.

Stroll over to Venetian for some late night Noodles Asia(or whatever, I just happen to like walking and Noodles Asia).

Eat food, drink beer, walk back along strip.

Hit up IP, Osheas, or whatever's cheap for some $5 craps. Drink moar beer.

Walk out on strip again. Approach Flamingo.

See PYT. Make eye contact. PYT approaches.

PYT asks for $500. Do not counter. Just say, "oh thats way too much for me".

PYT counters herself at $300. Recounter at $100. Settle at $200(trust me on this).

Head up to room. Make sure monies go into safe.

Pound one out. PYT leaves. Sleep. Life profit.
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Old 04-16-2012, 04:02 PM   #274
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PYT?
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Old 04-16-2012, 04:19 PM   #275
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PYT?
Pretty young thing. Guess you're not a Michael Jackson fan.
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