Never understood why that male wrestling tag team used PYT as their entrance music.

Money is relative.

It sorta is. Do you think 23 year old dudes regularly pop $200 for sex?

Well since nobody asked Ill just tell. TWV means The Walking Vagina. Thank you all for your time.

You know what makes jokes funnier? Explaining them.

With a friend of mine who is much older than me, seeing a PYT down the road..

friend: Look at that woman, she has legs, she is redundant!

Anybody seriously considering the comfort of a professional woman needs to broaden their horizons, obtain a passport, and go adventuring.

Um yeah it's called any casino in las Vegas.

Here's the drill. At 1 am, go to the central bar at any casino. Sit down and have a drink. Look around. You will see some pretty women who assiduously avoid eye contact. Those are tourists. You will also see women who will make eye contact with you, and smile. They are working.

Remember, the customer is always right. "I'm looking for a 20'ish Asian chick with Thai features.". You will surely find it if you seek, for you have no idea how many women in Vegas are eager to be your new best friend. Really!

But if you want the traditional hoe-house experience you have to go to pahrump (yes, it's actually called that) and you can get hooked up.

To repeat. Any woman in las Vegas, nv who acknowledges your presence is working.

Please be nice to these women. They are human beings. Yeah I've met some lunatics but I've also met a lot of women who are intelligent and funny and Lawd knows they are comfortable with their sexuality. You have not lived until you've been to a tittie bar with a bunch of drunk courtesans, but I guess that's a story for another day

Great. I'll go find some prissy little Methodist I can take out to dinner to the tune of $200 and then tickets to Phantom for God knows what and then hope for some condescending dry hand job. Or I can hook up with some lunatic blonde fun-girl who actually knows how to suck a ****, for roughly about half the money, and then she goes the **** away unless I call her again, and in any event couldn't give two ****s whether I remembered our anniversary, let alone cut me off because I forgot, because all she really wants is to have me call her and get down to the suckin as quickly as possible. What the **** was I thinking? I should be looking for true love. I should spend more time talking to her mother than plastering her up against the floor-to-ceiling windows at the Wynn with my dick.

Look. My buddy just got divorced after ten years of marriage. The total package cost him so much, that for every time that fat, whiny bitch gave it up, he could have had two-- two!-- sleek sexy babies and a room at the Wynn.

Yeah romance is fun. But I'll tell you a secret. An exquisitely perfect blow job is fun, too. I'm just sayin

That's an over generalization. Try any woman who is totally out of your league and acknowledges your presence.

I'm pretty sure he meant go bank some hookers in Europe.

Or South/Central America. Or Asia. Africa is probably a little extreme but you can go there too. You're looking at a significant discount and you get to travel a bit.

Not only is money relative, so is time.

We'll I'll have to agree with McMelchior. I think the hooker bar at the Rio can officially be called The Hookerless Bar.

This thread is approaching 300 posts, is about hookers, and still not pictures of any said hookers. And nobody has snapped pictures of random hooks they have seen, fondled in the casino.

Choose from any one of these booking photos boys:


By the way here is a pic from OP's trip to Vegas after he got banned from 2+2:

If you want a hook then call one of these girls I guess. It's probably your best bet. Don't catch the HERP!

serious lol at smiling big in a mug shot.

Ex's: Row 1 Seat 4 and Row 2 Seat 3

It's another day. Go.

Only hot prostitute from that photo is top left corner, but I imagine she might not look as good in person

And +1 to the girls who look funny smiling in their mug shots

They are doing it so they can use them for their publicity stills.

Note those are only the hookers that got caught, aka stupid ones.

LV is one of the few places in the world where law enforcement prefers to arrest the ladies instead of the johns.

Hmm... I wonder why?

******* for president!!!!!!!!

Row 1 Column 4 wins sure. What do we think of row 4 column 6????

Wins what? The meth awards? Those aren't until October.

Pat Benatar really has let herself go?

The few, the proud, the Secret Service.

Low Standards ITT.