The ONLY reason guys spend money on other things is to try and trick woman into sleeping with them. The more expensive the car, stereo, tv, boat, etc... the more they are hoping some woman, somewhere, will find that impressive.

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FYP

I found one who took it in the butt. She cost $600. Was well worth it.

yeah a girl who is NOT a hooker is a whole lot more fun to spend time with, i do not understand why any guy whose got a wife or gf would ever waste his money on hookers or strip clubs, when he can get all the love and affection he wants daily free of charge. girlfriends will do so much more for u than hookers will to get u off. its not just that i have such a tiny bankroll that keeps me away from wasting money on hookers. its the fact they are never around at 7-9am and have already gone home and thats usually when im done for the night and ready to go relax in my room. its the fact only a few offer a true GFE and kiss on the lips without thinking its too intimate. and those usually cost a lot more, except for some down and out poor women on the street, who i cant ever get because i dont have the car to drive around looking for them. if i ever do theres a redhead named vanessa i want to meet someday ive heard good things about on certain forums who hangs out near 14th and fremont market. and reading reviews on hookers forums is very helpful in knowing whose willing to DFK and GFE and wont rip u off.

would love to just find guys coming into vegas who know how to meet women who will find the woman for me (regular affectionate women who arent hookers but still want a man), and in return ill stake em into the poker games when they are broke. but this isnt something ill be doing anytime soon, it will be when im far far better off financially. too many hookers dislike men intensely and only like women although they try and hide this from their clients.

I had to look up what DFK meant, I was disappointed it wasn't something dirtier.

hooker! didn't even know her!

I don't know if they were hookers, but I took a coworker to a strip club for his 21st birthday years ago and we ran into two of the hardest edged women I've ever been around and they were young, too. I'd feel sorry if any guy was one of their boyfriends.

TBC never disappoints. I kind of want him to hi-jack every thread with this stuff.

Erotic review was bull****. Called agency. Hang on we'll check u out. Call back. U don't check out. There's no info on you. No **** Sherlock first time paying for sex. Uh sorry. What the? You're telling me this is just like trying to get a job for the first time? F that.

lol i have the worst resume in the world
ive had friends ask for help with their resume and just used to laugh at them and tell them that lucky for me bodog and the borgata dont check resumes so i really find this hilarious

I don't even understand what you're talking about. What kind of background check could they possibly be doing?

[ ] is or has ever been or been associated with law enforcement
[ ] has any history of violence whatsoever
[ ] has done this before

What am I missing? If the third one is a requirement then wtf?

long time lurker on this site, just came across this thread. ive had many experiences with escorts in las vegas and reno and other cities. in vegas i have seen ladies from the ads handed out on the street, (one was great, saw her a second time on my next trip, and one was a rip off, this was several years ago, wouldn't try that route again) also let myself get picked up by a "casino girl" at the golden nugget, hot but not worth the $500 i paid her (the bar by the poker room was where the ladies hung out, not sure if that's all the time. also saw 2 ladies i found on theeroticreview.com. both were excellent.

as far as the gentleman who wants anal (ive never wanted this myself) some ladies do it and it will be on their website, it might say "trip to greek isles add $100.00

i will check back here if there are other questions i will try to answer them.

how many times do I have to tell you guys....go to lvfever.com and read the reviews you will never have a prob with getting ripped off

Why pay for a hooker? If you cant get laid just jerk off. I'll never understand why people pay for sex. It's like guys who go gay in prison. Does an a**ho*e or a pussy really feel that much better than your hand? It's mind boggling to me.

Guess I missed this. Glad you reposted!!

Prison sex itt.

This post really made me laugh, no real reason but it is funny, good job Teebor.

This

Wow this thread is pure hilarity gold.

To the guy talking about your hand vs. a guy's butthole, I'm reminded of this saying:


Happy hunting guys!

$1500 for a Rhino girl? haha.

Just flash your "2+2 big size dic" at the club and the girls will come to ya.

+1

PYT?

Pretty young thing. Guess you're not a Michael Jackson fan.

WOW, PYT sounds really dirty old manish. How bout from now on we use TWV?

Maybe we can round a few dozen of these PYT for the 2+2 party @ MGM this summer... Let the prop bets begin!