OK. This is only semi-applicable (ie. strippers/dancers, as opposed to hookers).

The key is you need to spend a little time and effort.

We did this for a bachelor party weekend for a buddy.

Instead of going to a strip club, we put up ads on both Craigslist and Backpage. Instead of going to Saphire or Spearmint Rhino, we found some UNLV girls to dance for us at our suite instead.

Yes, it took a lot of email/texts back and forth and a ton of screening. (ie. the point was to find UNLV students in need of $, not some pro answering our ad). A google voice account is very good for that (gets you a second set of phone number that you can text with.), but it was waaaay worth it in the end, b/c those girls were a) not jaded professionals who hated man, and had fun with us instead b) waaay cheaper.

Cheers,

S

Couldn't do that at the LSE.

Sorry, please excuse my ignorance. What's LSE? (I googled and it came up "London Stock Exchange")

Lol assumed you were gay, with the 'Ive got girlfriends.....' bit and just generally not gettin it..

I was wondering as well, I thought maybe the London School of Economics..

Local Stripper Establishment?

Haha, yeah London School of Economics. Just a comment about the party girls from UNLV compared to what you find at some other universities.

lol it was the 1960s and he was passing tons of bad checks

Haha, those girls will probably move to dancing at the clubs eventually. It always starts somewhere right?

We have done this a few times and always found it preferable as the girls you end up finding are not as jaded...

Cheers,

S

LOL. I guess I could see where you would get that....

I must give off an anti-hooker vibe. I've been going to vegas for the last 27 years and if you add up all the time I've spent there, it may approach a full year. In all that time, I've only been propositioned once. I never notice hookers. I'm never looking for hookers per se, but my eyes constantly drift toward the best looking women in the vicinity. I just thought it would be obvious, guess I dont know what to look for or what I'm looking at.

You MUST look like crap :-)

if I could only say the same thing about the card flappers.

rik?

Well when he started going, hookers were older and would not touch younger guys. Now the hookers are younger and will not touch older guys.

I've spotted your problem.

Haha Eco74, I was thinking the same thing.

Ha! I knew that was coming, I left myself wide open for that, touche'

I've never been with a hooker ( thought about it many times) but I've gotta imagine that getting it on with a chick who wants to and one who doesn't is a world of difference. And having been in a five year relationship I know that there's also a big difference between that first month or two and then afterwards occasionally going through the motions. But still I just imagine the hooker thing to be kinda ice cold. Anyone have any good hooker experiences?

Not even on a bowling alley, but that is a different kind of hooker experience.

Real problem with the hooker experience is the need for a condom.
And lets face it, sex is never as good with the glove. A hard Cack needs a wet pussseee

rule of thumb, if the girl is way to hot for you, shes a hoker

best way to spot a working girl- if shes walking really slowly kinda playing with her phone, looking like she needs to be somewhere/meet someone, but its clear that shes full of ****. if she turns and smiles at you, probably a hooker

either that or im not that good looking..

I moved too Vegas from Chicago 8 years ago....you dont have too pay too get laid here...LOOK like you have a little cash,dont smell too bad,and carry a convo and you can bang just about any local chick............at least thats what I found

I also want to hear some good ones where guys didn't get completely ripped off by the hooker. Do these stories exist?

Sit at Bellagio $20-40LHE at 7pm.

Cash out at midnight with a $1000 win.

Stroll over to Venetian for some late night Noodles Asia(or whatever, I just happen to like walking and Noodles Asia).

Eat food, drink beer, walk back along strip.

Hit up IP, Osheas, or whatever's cheap for some $5 craps. Drink moar beer.

Walk out on strip again. Approach Flamingo.

See PYT. Make eye contact. PYT approaches.

PYT asks for $500. Do not counter. Just say, "oh thats way too much for me".

PYT counters herself at $300. Recounter at $100. Settle at $200(trust me on this).

Head up to room. Make sure monies go into safe.

Pound one out. PYT leaves. Sleep. Life profit.