It's also usually a clue when the same hotties who wouldn't give you a second look when you were in your early 20's are now eye-screwing you as you walk by.

Hooker hunting -

1) do you need a license? is the non-resident license more expensive?
2) is there a season?
3) is there a bag limit?

He wasn't a gambler but I like the story about a hooker told by Frank Abagnale Jr. He was the paper hanging author of Catch Me If You Can and he paid a lady of the evening with a bum check.

1) No license unless you are going to marry them and I don't think you want to marry one unless you are planning on becoming her pimp.

2) Yes, but it is 24/7, 365.

3) They carry all kinds of bags....and probably a lot of other things.

And not just that but because the check was bigger than the agreed amount, she gave him cash. That was probably a stupid move though as he said the reason why the fake Panam checks were cashed with no questions asked was that he wore a pilots uniform and flirted with the cashier. A young woman trying to cash it would have arose suspicion and potentially closed his scam down.
Or maybe that was just in the movie.

I heard this story at about 80% of all poker rooms I've ever played in.
It's like the girl, her dog and the peanut butter...

Perhaps every girl who owns a dog has tried that.

We have a deal!

That's what my boyfriend tells everyone. "If a hot woman is looking at you, walks up to you, or sits down next to you at the bar and starts talking to you, she's most likely a hooker."

I've been with him several times when he's been approached (they don't always realize the gal sitting next to him on a VP machine is his girlfriend). The ones I've witnessed are very forward and have no shame in asking for a "date". When the BF looks over at me and says "Hey, Honey, do I want a date tonight?" they usually back away quickly and don't look back.

But what if you are really hot and awesome and get approached by women all the time? How to tell?

I think the scene in the movie is a pretty faithful retelling from his book. I'd check but that was one of the books I sold off in my most recent book pruning. The first time I pruned my books, I had fourteen banker boxes full of books. Most recently, I had four banker boxes full.

Speaking of a girl, a dog, and peanut butter, what do you think of the guy who broke in to someone's apartment and molested their dog? Being from another country, I guess he never heard of hookers.

I read about the case, but not havng a link I googled and I was surprised a lot of guys molest dogs. The following links maybe NSFW.

Here's one.

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/..._probation.php

Here's the one I think Doc is talking about and the guy was married!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...6pLid%3D137177

Please provide more info about this 'service.' Do you have any recomendations?

It's called a rimjob and not that uncommon. Where the **** do you live?

You can usually tip anywhere from $50-$200 for 'extras'.

When the basketball announcer says, "it bounced around the rim" I will never think of it quite the same way again.

Can anyone else confirm that getting your anus licked by a lady is 'common?' I live somewhere that does not seem to be overflowing with women willing to lick an anus. I would, however, be very interested to know where you live .at.

+1

Venetian is a good place. Just sit at the food court opposite to the slot machines at 4 am in the morning. (as an alternative to playing slot machines)

You will catch them within seconds.

Or Venetian main entrance, especially on the weekends in the early mornings.

at 4am??????? arent they are all beat up, used up and stretched, and on their 7th or 8th trick by that time lol.

i have had a hook up on every trip i've taken to vegas. never a hooker though. put in the effort and pick a girl up. its almost the same process and feeling of winning a nighty $150 DS lol.

A hooker that's still working at 4 am is not going to be top shelf.

lol

doubt it

I've had hookers hit on me twice at the Venetian...both times at the slot machines in the early evening and both times they were hot young hookers.

Two things. Do hookers really donanal? And have people really tried the tourney chip thing

1. Hookers will quote you an outrageous price for anal because they don't want to do that because they think you are Bi- and have AIDS.

2. Plenty of young hookers are drug addicts too high to realize it's a tourney chip. But, a better idea is to go to the gambler's book store and buying some actual chips from fictional casinos. I'm sure a few black chips from whatever make believe casino would get your way with a lot of hookers on the strip. If they question the casino, mention it's off strip or whatever.

3. Just realized I've been hit on a third time by a hooker inside the poker room at the V except I didn't consider it a solicitation because the stuck up broad was quoting such a ridiculous price that I didn't take it seriously.

How high is high for anal? If I offer 5 is she going to laugh at me?

Like 5 hundred not 5 bucks

no, she's not going to laugh...

if you guys are concerned about getting ripped off, why don't you get a girl that is listed on The Erotic Rwview? They are all rated and reviewed on there, with their prices and limits all written out there. They won't try to upsell or rip-off because they will ruin their reputation on the site, which is taken seriously.