Actually it might be +ev if you plan on getting plastered. It might prevent some dude from beating the crap out of you for being a jerk to him or his girlfriend. Also you could give your money to the bodyguard and inform him he is not under any circumstances to give you more than a certain amount an hour. Could save you a bundle over the course of a long night.

I've done this before and it did not end well for me. I hired a couple rent a thugs because I thought it would help me to get laid. I ended up in an altercation with a high net worth individual at the Crazy Horse and he bribed my "bodyguards" to turn on me with cash on hand. Long story made short... they made me lick his boots in front of the girl I was scheming to take home that night.

Wow this story needs more detail! How did the altercation start?

Holy crap this in awesome post definitely need to elaborate on this whole night.

I was wasted and giving this random guy sh*t for tipping ones at the strip club having went to the bank before hand to get some $2's as proper tips for the year 2015. When wasted I talk like how I imagine a black gangster would (I've seen lots of gangster movies) to effectively troll my enemies (everyone) as I am a nerdy Harry Potter looking white boy.


"This motherfuc*er still tipping ones in the year 2015, that's like tipping 50 cent in the 80's!"

"Step aside and watch how a real man inserts the tip!"

"Woooot!" (Ric Flair style)


Then he stood up like he was gonna do something and I tilted my head up side to side to glance at my two hulking bodyguards that were standing on each flank.


"Careful now, my boys haven't pounded any pussy in a while and they is some horny mother****ers!" Wooooot!"



Now this all seems really obnoxious and arrogant in text form, but in person it should be obvious to anyone intelligent that I was merely performing a parody of an uber douche. Well this elitist prick seemed to take genuine offense at my act as the upper classes can't ever handle a joke in which they feel demeaned in anyway, they are used to everyone around them always licking their boots.

Somehow throughout the night he managed to find out these "bodyguards" of mine weren't my boys and were just a couple of rent a thugs. I think he was sending out feelers from his own crew trying to gauge the nature of our relationship. He also seemed to have some sort of tight relationship with the owner of the Crazy Horse and my own goons ended up taking me into the back/VIP and wouldn't let me leave until I licked his fancy boots in front of the near perfect goddess of a stripper I had been "macking" on for most of the night.

I forgot to mention that I had been referring to the lackeys in his crew as "bootlickers" so I think he found a delicious irony in forcing me to literally lick his boots. I haven been getting revenge the last couple of years though, as I have found out what he owns and have been in the process of waging asymmetrical warfare against his businesses.

^So awesome, thanks for sharing.

So you were an incredible drunken douche to a guy minding his own business at crazy horse and got what was coming to you and the result is you spending years attacking the guys business?!?

/letsnotmeet

Either that or he made the whole thing up, which is at least equally likely.

I remember years ago this a-hole used to walk around the Taj like he owned the place, surrounded by an entourage of bodyguards.

Now he's President.

Ah, he did own the place, eh?

I'd have bodyguards too if I bankrupted the place and lost all investors a ton of money...Dude sounds like one of the worlds biggest con-men...

Let's hope he runs country better than he ran that casino....

http://www.businessinsider.com/how-t...j-mahal-2017-5

So I've heard.

But where did the parody end and the reality start? Sounds like your friend's opinion differs from yours.