Two Plus Two Publishing LLC Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
 

Go Back   Two Plus Two Poker Forums > 2+2 Communities > Las Vegas Lifestyle

Notices

Las Vegas Lifestyle Discussion of all things Las Vegas. Ask questions about hotels/shows/etc., coordinate meetups with other 2+2ers and post Las Vegas trip reports.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-16-2013, 08:34 PM   #16
old hand
 
KittyLiquor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Desert
Posts: 1,524
Re: Female strip club virgin here! Lots of questions

Almost a full day and no one has said.....

pics or gtfo
KittyLiquor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2013, 10:40 PM   #17
grinder
 
RowdyOne's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: [REDACTED]
Posts: 416
Re: Female strip club virgin here! Lots of questions

short skirt no panty and do the basic instinct move
RowdyOne is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2013, 11:06 PM   #18
enthusiast
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 73
Re: Female strip club virgin here! Lots of questions

Lilly,

Make sure you count the songs as they go so you don't get billed for extra songs!
Semihat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2013, 12:04 AM   #19
journeyman
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 346
Re: Female strip club virgin here! Lots of questions

Hi Lilly,

My wife and I always go to a strip club (or two) when we are in Vegas. We like clubbing back home but when it's just the two of you in Vegas a strip club is a lot more fun and enjoyable.

Always take the free limo. If you take a cab you have to pay cover (often about $40 each). It's free if you take the limo. Just tip the driver $20 and as someone else mentioned tip the host $20 to get you a table.

Once you sit down, order some drinks and just relax and enjoy the view. Some of the strippers in the top clubs in Vegas are truly gorgeous and even females can appreciate the looks. But also note that the lights are usually pretty dim so their looks can be quite deceiving. I remember we met a gorgeous hispanic stripper who was really friendly with us and gave us her Facebook name. Next day we looked her up and it was a "do not want" (insert gif).

But I digress - most of them look great in the dim light.

Find one who is your type and get a dance from her ($20 a song). It will be right at your table. My wife and I usually like to get dances at the same time. If they are friendly and hot we often switch dancers after the song.

I think Spearmint still has the prettiest girls and nicest atmosphere so that's what I'd recommend.

Enjoy!
18000rpm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2013, 12:32 AM   #20
grinder
 
tipdrill's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Coruscant
Posts: 499
Re: Female strip club virgin here! Lots of questions

Quote:
Originally Posted by Semihat View Post
Lilly,

Make sure you count the songs as they go so you don't get billed for extra songs!
+1 applies at all SCs
tipdrill is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2013, 03:56 PM   #21
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
ClarkNasty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: 10x the man Clarkmeister is
Posts: 27,627
Re: Female strip club virgin here! Lots of questions

Lilly,

I've been to strip clubs with women who hadn't been before. It's not a big deal for them EXCEPT for one thing. They are universally shocked at what a "dance" is. They all just assumed it's pole dancing like they saw in the movies. But a dance really entails the stripper doing some up close teasing of the guy at first, then turning around and rubbing her (covered by a thong) ass up and down the guy's (covered by pants) lap, essentially simulated sex. If you aren't prepared for that it can be quite a shock.
ClarkNasty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2013, 06:51 PM   #22
old hand
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: banishment land
Posts: 1,375
Re: Female strip club virgin here! Lots of questions

no wonder ATL smells like ass
jcorb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2013, 09:22 PM   #23
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 19,256
Re: Female strip club virgin here! Lots of questions

Quote:
Originally Posted by TooL iS GoD View Post
^^^^^^truism, cept in ATL they are fully nude, so they rub their snatch n ass on us
That can sometimes happen in Vegas too, but having visited Atlanta, I have to say Vegas has nothing on Atlanta in this area.
pig4bill is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2013, 10:31 PM   #24
old hand
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: banishment land
Posts: 1,375
Re: Female strip club virgin here! Lots of questions

I think the ATL women are better by far, more down home cute instead of make-up and silicon
jcorb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2013, 10:56 PM   #25
centurion
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 192
Rhino has $100 bottle specials until 8pm, show up at 7:45 and you should be still be there when the better talent starts to roll in.

Sit at a table and girls will sit on your laps, but you can avoid having the less attractive ones end up on your lap by crossing your legs.

And, yes, very hot girls will be simulating sex with your bf, which will, at least initially be awkward for one or both of you.
P. Pubbs is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2013, 11:17 PM   #26
adept
 
Katana1979's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Lost in a hand with bottom pair
Posts: 796
Quote:
Originally Posted by jcorb View Post
no wonder ATL smells like ass
The smell is actually a combination of Waffle House / Huddle House leftovers.
Katana1979 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 08-18-2013, 05:23 AM   #27
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 1 Cardboard Box
Posts: 8,612
Re: Female strip club virgin here! Lots of questions

Quote:
Originally Posted by pig4bill View Post
That can sometimes happen in Vegas too, but having visited Atlanta, I have to say Vegas has nothing on Atlanta in this area.
I grew up in ATL and lived there until 2006. My wife and I now live in LV and she will not even go to the strip clubs here in LV because they suck so bad compared to the ones back home. I have to agree with her.
Pokeraddict is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-18-2013, 04:03 PM   #28
grinder
 
ico2525's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: no one place for too long
Posts: 632
Re: Female strip club virgin here! Lots of questions

Quote:
Originally Posted by RobFarha View Post
Thats the wrong thing to tell this girl.

Every girl I have ever been to a strip club with has loved it. Mostly because the dancers give a ton of attention to girls in the group and seem to be super respectful to couples.

Bring only cash you want to spend (it's fun and can be costly) and just be cool about it and I promise you will have a great time. The girls in Vegas are absolutely stunning and the clubs are really, really nice.

You will have fun.
As strippers tend to be jaded ladies, they are more often than not able to turn off the hustle and upsell around girls and couples. Like, they're not going to try and tell you that there are happy endings in the champagne room in front of your girlfriend. P.S. There are no happy endings in the champagne room.

I have been to Rhino once with a lesbian friend of mine. Stripper hit on her a bit, and they traded numbers. Stripper flaked at their next arranged meeting, and that was pretty much the end of it. I guess if you get the right entertainer, she'll try and sell anyone.

You'll have fun. Report back!
ico2525 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-18-2013, 05:47 PM   #29
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
ClarkNasty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: 10x the man Clarkmeister is
Posts: 27,627
Re: Female strip club virgin here! Lots of questions

Quote:
P.S. There are no happy endings in the champagne room.
lol
ClarkNasty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-18-2013, 06:14 PM   #30
grinder
 
RowdyOne's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: [REDACTED]
Posts: 416
Re: Female strip club virgin here! Lots of questions

they take you to the wrong room
but seeing as how this thread was started you must come back and update it now with the action and excitement and not leave out any of the warm juicy details
RowdyOne is offline   Reply With Quote

Reply
      

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off




All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:59 AM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0 ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.
Copyright 2008-2010, Two Plus Two Interactive