There are few things I will ever enjoy more in life than watching amusedlol get an abundance of ass and titties smothered into his face.

Had a great day at the Paris pool today...very relaxing. 4cahinz came by the villa and hung out for a while, was cool to see him. After that my wife and I had dinner here at the Tuscany. One of the restaurants here has a Friday night AYCE crab leg special, and Carrie loves crab legs, so that was the destination. The restaurant isn't great, but the crab was solid so all good there.

Wife is in the pool right now (Tuscany pool open until 10pm...nice) and she'll be turning in after that. I'm headed out to play but am still undecided. I think I might warm up at Ballys and if the games aren't good move to Bellagio or maybe PHo.

Also this is definitely a grind night. There will be no spontaneous BitF (Boobs in the Face) trips tonight.

Probably.

Sitting 2/5 at the mirage. Up 300 in 10 min when i flop tptk w AsQs. Turn nut spade draw river A.

Lets go!

Nice!!

It's funny you guys had crab legs tonight because I have a moderate allergy to crab and someone at work brought in crab cakes today and left their shell-crab-douche-residue all over everything in the kitchen area so naturally I broke out in sweats and felt like I was gonna crap the chair all afternoon.

But love that you guys enjoyed a nice meal and probably a good price (Tuscany facilities FTW)!

There is a young reg in the 4 seat who im pretty sure ive met before...possible 2+2er?

Natamus are you in town?

Sunday night. It's suppose to be (per my gf) a couples/minimal poker trip. But I'm pretty sure we're booking Aria so I'm sure I can sneak down for some Five50 and a meet n greet.

Oh! LOL I think I was being called out for being in seat 4. Fortunate for the table I'm back in L.A. and too stoned to realized I'm being called out at a table hahaha

No that wasnt my intent...those were separate thoughts.

So far so good at mirage...

They can't be separate thoughts because I already combined them!

Oh and stack those grimey old chips I love at Mirage!

Treading water still up 600. Super drunk guy just sat with 800. First question: how much can i straddle?

Lost the last 4 pots i played am up 250. The game is getting bad...thinking of going to ballys for some friday night 1/2.

Leaving mirage now...gonna check out ballys.

As one of the people who talked up the Tuscany to xou I am glad you like it there. Nothing super fancy but I really enjoy it as kind of a "home base".

Btw you probably are aware of that but instead of getting an overpriced sandwich at the Poker Kitchen you can take the brief walk over to the Gold Coast. They have a Subway with reasonable prices instead of the premiums that are charged at Casino Royale and other Subways in Vegas.

Hey lost yes thanks so much. My wife absolutely loves it there...i appreciate the tips.

Re: poker kitchen...im lazy and impatient...exactly their customer.

No kidding, just looking at those chips wants to make me wash my hands.

Or ask the cash floors for a comp or two.
So long as they haven't run out for the day they'll give you one.

Any Boyz II Men siting at the 2/5
Mirage? Two of them often play that game.

No, not that night.

I went to Ballys and lost $80 in what was a good game until some British kid with a mohawk banged the glass on a fish w $1200 in front of him that he left. Ugh.

TOday so far has been lunch at Five50 (solid) and now my wife is degening in the Tuscany casino while I nap. Later it's dinner and a comedy show at PHo then the grind. $1k tomorrow.

wife tuck-in complete. Am on my way to reg the 1k so will be at the rio in a bit.

Holy mother of pearl does Annette Oberstadt (sp?) Look fantastic. Obv a ton of work to get that thin. Good on her.

Gogogo. Get ready to sweat!

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