Quote:
Originally Posted by Keyser.
pretty sure more than 4% of people drink
Yes yes, very clever. These are not sourced statistics from the World Book Almanac; it's exaggeration to make a point. The point being that the majority of people don't need a support team to avoid spiraling into a proverbial k-hole of coke and prostitutes. But, those with substance-abuse issues generally do.
And I actually didn't put the word medal in quotes; at least, I don't think I did (don't know why the system did). The rest of the words are in quotes to emphasize the absurdity of giving an arbitrary label to something mundane.