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07-21-2010 , 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by LostInCT
I swear somtimes i feel like i'm talking to 14 yr olds on this forum, jeeeeez
I think it's just that comments based on conclusion are rampant on all forums here. I suppose that's a condition poker players find themselves in frequently - playing poker requires one to draw conclusion based on observation. And then take action based on conclusion. Conclusions are obviously wrong sometimes. Unfortunately, the condition of drawing conclusions spills over into areas it doesn't belong.

You see this all over the place in the forums here. Just say Asian lady and you'll be labeled racist.
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07-21-2010 , 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by LostInCT
I swear somtimes i feel like i'm talking to 14 yr olds on this forum, jeeeeez
You need to lower your standards for posters man, remember, this forum is right above BBV4LIFE so might be a lot of misclicks from some of the omgomgomg tards that troll these gentlemanly threads
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07-21-2010 , 01:18 AM
lol not much of a story but,
-bball tourney in vegas every year when we were in high scshool
-call number on card thinking we were just getting strippers
-2 decent blondes show up and ask us for IDs. we're all 14-18 and show them 5 of the jankiest fakes
-they get naked and start to grind on the 14 yo freshman on the team and we all get insta hard
-2 minutes later they point out a bong and 1/2 oz of weed sitting by the bed, put on their clothes tell us theyre not comfortable working in a drug enviornment (lol)
-say theyre calling the cops and telling them we're smoking, underage drinking and have fake IDs if we dont pay them full agreed amount + some
-we freak out that our coach is gonna find out so we agree and give them $400
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07-21-2010 , 01:29 AM
I know the owner of one of the agencys that advertises in the yellow pages and backpage.
The $100(or $35 in your case) is just for the girl to show up. And the girl that you get for $100 is nasty. Overweight, missing teeth, chipped nail polish, no makeup, yucky. If you want anything else, you will spend at least $300 but it all depends on the negotiation. If you are staying at Bellagio and look like you have some money, it will be more.
None of these girls are 10s, 9s or even 8s by most opinions unless you like the skanky, trampy and used up look. Almost all of these girls are hustlers, theives and crack/meth heads.
If you want a decent hooker and can pay for it, just hang out at a Bellagio, Palazzo or Wynn bar and find a decent one. But then again, if you have to pay $1000 to get laid, you must not ever get laid and will be happy with the agency skanks.
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07-21-2010 , 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by LostInCT
No offense taken. Are you aware that there is a difference between oral sex and vaginal sex? When you get a bj you recieve it, when you **** a hooker you do her, when you loose your v card you'll understand the difference.I've never sky dive but I wonder what it's like is that ok?lol. I live in a city with hookers walking the track so i don't need any advice on where to get one.I'm curious about those cards cuz they have fing models on them and they say $35 for an hour.Go to vegas and you'll see them all over.This is obviously a scam so why would I call them?I'm assuming some people have called so i'm interested in what happened to them.Thanx for taking the time to dive deep into my phsycology but your thinking too much, it was just a dumb question but as you see a lot of people have wondered the same thing as I have.
Doth protest too much.
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07-21-2010 , 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by jpsychlady
I know the owner of one of the agencys that advertises in the yellow pages and backpage.
The $100(or $35 in your case) is just for the girl to show up. And the girl that you get for $100 is nasty. Overweight, missing teeth, chipped nail polish, no makeup, yucky. If you want anything else, you will spend at least $300 but it all depends on the negotiation. If you are staying at Bellagio and look like you have some money, it will be more.
None of these girls are 10s, 9s or even 8s by most opinions unless you like the skanky, trampy and used up look. Almost all of these girls are hustlers, theives and crack/meth heads.
If you want a decent hooker and can pay for it, just hang out at a Bellagio, Palazzo or Wynn bar and find a decent one. But then again, if you have to pay $1000 to get laid, you must not ever get laid and will be happy with the agency skanks.
+1
Think about it from another angle: can you imagine what these 'agency girls' has to put up with and the types of guys they have to do? They have no idea what they're getting into each time. All that and then having to give a lot of the money earned back to the agency. Seems any decent hooker would NOT work in those conditions.
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07-21-2010 , 08:58 AM
LOL @ "Decent Hooker"
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07-21-2010 , 10:17 AM
best thread ever!

Are all escourts hookers?
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07-21-2010 , 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by LostInCT
Are you aware that there is a difference between oral sex and vaginal sex? When you get a bj you recieve it, when you **** a hooker you do her
Sup Bill Clinton.

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Originally Posted by LostInCT
I swear somtimes i feel like i'm talking to 14 yr olds on this forum, jeeeeez
Oh, the irony ...
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07-21-2010 , 04:53 PM
[QUOTE=callipygian;20384050]Sup Bill Clinton.





I don't mind being compared to that great man, lol.
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07-21-2010 , 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by LostInCT
I don't mind being compared to that great man, lol.
Unfortunately for you, Newt Gingrich also used that defense when charged with adultery, so it might not be as great as you think.
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07-21-2010 , 09:43 PM
Unfortunatley to you blah blah blah.......zzzzzzzzzzzz
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07-21-2010 , 09:48 PM
You keep comparing me to ex presidents and congressional members thanks....."unfortunatley for you" I compare you to the average shyte stain on your mom's panties.....and i'm done with you, you bore me
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07-22-2010 , 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by PoorLawyer
Called them once for a friends bachelor party. Sent 2 girls over that were not the chicks on the card. One was hot, the other was meh. Did a bunch of stupid bachelor party game nonsense while they trolloped around nekkid and then wanted some alone time with the bachelor so we go upstairs to another room. Get a call about 20 minutes later that the ugly girl stole his watch and a bracelet his fiance gave him. The hot girl was still in the bathroom getting dressed so we held her in the room while some of us went to the casino to look for the other, then called the service and bitched them out. The girl we wouldnt let leave got pissed at the other girl and called the pimp to get her to come back and return the stuff (I guess she didn't really know the girl beforehand) and the whole thing somehow ended up in the back parking lot of hard rock with some pimp/bouncer dude and a pack of us dragging this girl out of the back seat of the car, taking his stuff back and forcing them to give us a good chunk of the money we spent back. At some point the bachelor got kicked in the nuts with a high heel.

Long story short, you will get scammed but likely come out with a good story if you are quick enough to realize what the scam was and have enough friends around.
I can confirm that this is a true story, since I was the aforementioned bachelor.
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07-22-2010 , 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by LostInCT
You keep comparing me to ex presidents and congressional members thanks....."unfortunatley for you" I compare you to the average shyte stain on your mom's panties.....and i'm done with you, you bore me
Okay, bye bye closet whoremonger.
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07-23-2010 , 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by LostInCT
Nope, never called one, i'm assuming the girl on the card isn't really $35.Just a guess lol.I paid for a bj in a strip club and felt like a scumbag so I've never done a hooker.Just interested.
Next time pay a woman to blow you instead of a man. You may not feel as bad.
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07-23-2010 , 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Labatt1876
I can confirm that this is a true story, since I was the aforementioned bachelor.
This isn't getting enough love.
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07-23-2010 , 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by callipygian
Okay, bye bye closet whoremonger.
talking about being in closets
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07-23-2010 , 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by pokeraz
Next time pay a woman to blow you instead of a man. You may not feel as bad.
ohhhhhh those are fighting words
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07-24-2010 , 01:38 AM
the erotic review for the win
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07-24-2010 , 09:58 AM
So how much do the top notch girls cost?

Because if these girls are raking in 1k-10k / night why are they still hooking? And if the money is that good, Ok, I guess I see why they are still hooking. six to seven figure salaries basically all in cash - hard way to earn an easy living.

So whats a figure on what a top notch girl would cost for a night or weekend?
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07-24-2010 , 10:08 AM
Go to Planet Hollywood or The Hardrock.Girls want from $500 for an hour -$1500 for the night.I wish I had that kind of change for poon-tang but since i'm poker/bj degen.....
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07-24-2010 , 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Stanley Kramer
So how much do the top notch girls cost?

Because if these girls are raking in 1k-10k / night why are they still hooking? And if the money is that good, Ok, I guess I see why they are still hooking. six to seven figure salaries basically all in cash - hard way to earn an easy living.
I'm guessing that most prostitutes, like professional athletes, musicians, and poker players, lack the money management skills that would allow for an early retirement.
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07-24-2010 , 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Stanley Kramer
So how much do the top notch girls cost?

Because if these girls are raking in 1k-10k / night why are they still hooking? And if the money is that good, Ok, I guess I see why they are still hooking. six to seven figure salaries basically all in cash - hard way to earn an easy living.

So whats a figure on what a top notch girl would cost for a night or weekend?
$1k+ is a fair estimate. I know plenty of strippers that make $1k+/night. Hell, I know strippers that hook on the side. Some of em save it, most of em blow it. I couldn't tell you for an entire weekend, but I could find out for you. My guess is upwards of $10k.

Also, a lot of the top girls have pimps and well, you gotta pay daddy.
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07-24-2010 , 07:51 PM
If you want top notch girls get an id from roomservice2000, date-check, or preferred411. The higher end agencies and even independents will ask for it if youve a first time client. Its usually a 24 hr turn around time but you'll never have a problem booking high end. It would make my life way easier if guys that called for girls had this info and not make me feel bad because they cant get a date that same night.
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