Ladies, gentlemen, your attention please.
After a murderous, -$75k, late-night, blackjack tryst, I have decided to pack up my remaining profits and head home. I thought it might come to this anyway, given my tendency to run out of patience with Vegas after 3 or 4 days. But I am still thrilled with the results.
I show a profit of $168k on 22 hours of blackjack averaging about $2.5k/hand. It is possible I am off by as much as 10k in either direction; I am missing something in my notes somewhere and I did not stick around to finalize my front money account before heading to the airport. (They'll wire back the funds a few days later.)
My only regrets are not playing my virgin roll of craps and missing the opportunity to catch up with some of you this weekend.
I have truly enjoyed writing this report, spending time battling with randomness, and reading your many comments and eggings-on. I will leave you with this, my final huzzah for the trip, at the juicy 7/5 DDB game at the gate:
Until next time...